The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up laboring over it. You hand it back to the server and say (either a bit sheepishly, because you're acknowledging that you can't handle the list, or with defiant bravado, signifying that you're not going to waste your time on this nonsense), "I'll just have a glass of white wine." Smart move or big mistake? We'd say, "Mistake."
—from Wine for Dummies, a book by Ed McCarthy
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 31961. | Eli (thelizzerd) | 60.31 | 96% | 2021-02-02 |
| 31962. | beknazar (beqishh) | 60.31 | 97% | 2024-03-30 |
| 31963. | Adam (yummybutter) | 60.31 | 96% | 2022-03-15 |
| 31964. | Taz (tazza1) | 60.31 | 94% | 2020-04-22 |
| 31965. | tiramisu (typist786) | 60.31 | 97% | 2021-06-27 |
| 31966. | xdxdxd (rainer18) | 60.31 | 95% | 2014-02-24 |
| 31967. | Alexandra (alleyandra) | 60.31 | — | 2010-06-29 |
| 31968. | Arlen (arlensomething) | 60.30 | 97% | 2025-03-25 |
| 31969. | fortunr (fortunes) | 60.30 | 94% | 2022-11-07 |
| 31970. | K1ngJ3rv (jsqrrd) | 60.30 | 97.3% | 2024-01-28 |
| 31971. | kelloaki (kelloaki) | 60.30 | 94% | 2024-03-01 |
| 31972. | Jaewon (cml_pop) | 60.30 | 90% | 2017-01-18 |
| 31973. | Sajid Malik (mafiaclan073) | 60.30 | 96.4% | 2024-01-07 |
| 31974. | Indic (sanatanify) | 60.30 | 96.3% | 2021-02-02 |
| 31975. | typeracist (urlik) | 60.30 | 94% | 2019-05-21 |
| 31976. | Gai (rosewolf95) | 60.30 | 96% | 2015-04-09 |
| 31977. | Eunchan Cho (echo724) | 60.29 | 95% | 2024-09-20 |
| 31978. | fiebo (fiebo) | 60.29 | 96% | 2024-05-03 |
| 31979. | Toxic213 (herofan123) | 60.29 | 95.1% | 2024-03-31 |
| 31980. | Ewokker (ewokker) | 60.29 | 93.9% | 2024-03-26 |
| 31981. | Never gonna wort you up (ki... | 60.29 | 96% | 2019-10-11 |
| 31982. | Insane (insane2go) | 60.29 | 97.9% | 2024-01-27 |
| 31983. | All-Rounder_28 (allrounder28) | 60.29 | 97% | 2021-10-14 |
| 31984. | SONU (sonusai) | 60.29 | 93% | 2012-04-24 |
| 31985. | jarl sondre (jallis) | 60.29 | 88% | 2013-04-02 |
| 31986. | tang (daoxuantang) | 60.29 | 93% | 2013-07-15 |
| 31987. | Kartikeya Khullar (khullar_... | 60.28 | 94% | 2025-05-16 |
| 31988. | Joy Lu (krislynn) | 60.28 | 97% | 2024-07-26 |
| 31989. | Mario (mrthepinkeagle) | 60.28 | 87% | 2012-03-01 |
| 31990. | Zenith (zenith_jo) | 60.28 | 97% | 2024-11-21 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 98,572 | 77.04 | May 8, 2010 |
| Instant Death Mode | 50 | 80.61 | July 5, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 6 | 67.76 | December 15, 2020 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 50.01 | May 6, 2011 |