As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 7629. | Val (sgtvaltzu) | 89.33 | 97% | 2024-07-02 |
| 7630. | spowell398 (spowell398) | 89.33 | 98% | 2018-12-12 |
| 7631. | JONAS (___jonas___) | 89.32 | 96.7% | 2023-10-16 |
| 7632. | Adnrew (arapoib) | 89.32 | 91% | 2016-12-08 |
| 7633. | Rdmm (rdmm) | 89.32 | 98% | 2024-04-26 |
| 7634. | CapitalGains (capitalgains) | 89.32 | 97.5% | 2023-11-15 |
| 7635. | Sean (masian08) | 89.32 | 98% | 2021-10-19 |
| 7636. | Mitth'raw (eatthefood) | 89.32 | 98% | 2021-03-20 |
| 7637. | Shinji (nagkagrabe7) | 89.32 | 98% | 2021-10-27 |
| 7638. | Matthew (mathyew) | 89.31 | 95% | 2018-10-19 |
| 7639. | Māris (classylion) | 89.31 | 95.9% | 2023-11-30 |
| 7640. | ♕₭ING♕ (norman0123) | 89.31 | 98% | 2017-06-07 |
| 7641. | Simon (ario147) | 89.31 | 99% | 2016-01-13 |
| 7642. | ジョン (johnr_) | 89.30 | 97% | 2021-04-14 |
| 7643. | tstats[illblowurmind] (illb... | 89.30 | 97% | 2021-10-04 |
| 7644. | Laurens (stloebas) | 89.30 | 91% | 2016-03-20 |
| 7645. | BigMig (bigmig) | 89.29 | 97% | 2025-01-07 |
| 7646. | Cadeyn (monkeycadeyn) | 89.29 | 99% | 2018-01-29 |
| 7647. | Marc (maarcabiaad) | 89.29 | 98% | 2022-03-01 |
| 7648. | framespersecond (indires) | 89.29 | 96% | 2019-06-08 |
| 7649. | ZI TENG (chanziteng) | 89.28 | 99% | 2023-05-18 |
| 7650. | Jackson (jackson1216) | 89.28 | 99% | 2023-04-12 |
| 7651. | Wassi (wasiio) | 89.28 | 97% | 2021-08-19 |
| 7652. | mo (ceiba) | 89.27 | 99% | 2019-10-30 |
| 7653. | LemonCatTAT (kiddie_sallie) | 89.27 | 98% | 2022-07-27 |
| 7654. | Zoom Zoom (soccerman12345) | 89.27 | 98% | 2020-09-21 |
| 7655. | Teayoumh (teayoumh) | 89.27 | 98.6% | 2023-09-21 |
| 7656. | . (brazalik) | 89.27 | 93% | 2015-04-05 |
| 7657. | Sudin Bagale (sudamaharidas) | 89.26 | 99.1% | 2024-10-03 |
| 7658. | Matt (mattz0r98) | 89.26 | 96% | 2025-03-09 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |