So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 6585. | Steve (serialkiller) | 94.11 | — | 2011-03-08 |
| 6586. | Igor (skeef79) | 94.11 | 97% | 2021-10-20 |
| 6587. | fenno (fennoooooo) | 94.10 | 95% | 2021-06-09 |
| 6588. | Kneena (hercule) | 94.10 | 94% | 2011-12-01 |
| 6589. | Varauk (varauk) | 94.10 | 97% | 2016-09-04 |
| 6590. | Tsukasa (tsukasa) | 94.10 | — | 2010-08-10 |
| 6591. | Zorro (swashbuckle) | 94.10 | 98% | 2014-09-25 |
| 6592. | Mark (faithless) | 94.10 | 93% | 2016-04-14 |
| 6593. | Ricky (rickestsot) | 94.09 | 99.1% | 2023-10-03 |
| 6594. | Do-Hyun (dkim00) | 94.09 | 99% | 2022-04-18 |
| 6595. | farzan (farzanhges) | 94.09 | 98% | 2022-06-09 |
| 6596. | Sean (saustintaylor) | 94.09 | 93% | 2014-04-30 |
| 6597. | William (tmwilliamlin168) | 94.08 | 96% | 2020-11-20 |
| 6598. | tstats[yessss_colemak] (yes... | 94.08 | 96% | 2023-03-12 |
| 6599. | Alexander (xxxaqxxx) | 94.08 | 97% | 2012-04-06 |
| 6600. | xm (xunming) | 94.08 | — | 2009-10-08 |
| 6601. | tstats[theraptorjesus] (the... | 94.07 | 97% | 2022-08-23 |
| 6602. | Cenozos (cenozos) | 94.07 | 93% | 2015-11-28 |
| 6603. | winber (winber1) | 94.07 | 95% | 2011-06-09 |
| 6604. | framespersecond (indires) | 94.07 | 98% | 2022-10-16 |
| 6605. | Felix (thehappycatfelix) | 94.07 | 98% | 2022-05-01 |
| 6606. | Andrew (zengwendian) | 94.07 | 96.4% | 2021-02-24 |
| 6607. | asdf (abcdefghijklmnopqrstu... | 94.07 | 95% | 2014-08-19 |
| 6608. | j (stojec) | 94.07 | 97% | 2016-03-14 |
| 6609. | Liz (easwans) | 94.06 | 98% | 2021-10-18 |
| 6610. | lis (lisss) | 94.06 | 97.7% | 2021-02-26 |
| 6611. | ⚡️warrior typer (ahmadr... | 94.06 | 99% | 2019-07-01 |
| 6612. | David (angels2002) | 94.05 | 98% | 2017-06-15 |
| 6613. | N (nrambo2000) | 94.05 | 95% | 2017-06-03 |
| 6614. | Lawrence (lawrey) | 94.05 | 96% | 2014-02-20 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |