I had a friend who was a heavy drinker. If somebody asked him if he'd been drunk the night before, he would always answer off-handedly, "Oh, I imagine." I've always liked that answer. It acknowledges life as a dream.
—from Palm Sunday, a book by Kurt Vonnegut
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 15157. | Manzur (manzur05) | 75.36 | 94% | 2013-06-13 |
| 15158. | Carl (carlstanson) | 75.36 | 94% | 2016-04-07 |
| 15159. | Anthony (anthony_nik) | 75.35 | 95% | 2020-12-30 |
| 15160. | Pink Guy (bleachuggr) | 75.35 | 96% | 2020-10-20 |
| 15161. | Wayne (xwang4) | 75.35 | 95% | 2022-08-09 |
| 15162. | y̚o̵̹͉͖̻̓̇̆͒̏ͧ... | 75.35 | 96% | 2021-03-23 |
| 15163. | Luan (luan0763) | 75.35 | 97% | 2017-07-26 |
| 15164. | Carpal Tunnel (tr0yax) | 75.35 | 96% | 2020-10-12 |
| 15165. | johnbutactuallynotjohn (yes... | 75.34 | 96% | 2021-08-08 |
| 15166. | Hock (traper) | 75.34 | 96% | 2011-12-31 |
| 15167. | 마즈다퍼커 (shop98) | 75.34 | 93% | 2011-12-15 |
| 15168. | Chase (chasericker003) | 75.34 | 96% | 2018-02-11 |
| 15169. | Follow Me (prince_michaels2... | 75.34 | 92% | 2012-11-17 |
| 15170. | X (iwannagetbetterthanyou) | 75.34 | 94% | 2016-02-04 |
| 15171. | noside (edzil1007) | 75.34 | 96% | 2014-12-03 |
| 15172. | CHRISTIAN (chris7ka) | 75.34 | 97% | 2021-05-17 |
| 15173. | Alonso (alonso1911) | 75.33 | 97% | 2022-09-26 |
| 15174. | Proot (proot123) | 75.33 | 96% | 2021-02-08 |
| 15175. | J. (indazone) | 75.33 | 95% | 2012-02-08 |
| 15176. | zasu (ehmmkay) | 75.33 | 83% | 2013-10-20 |
| 15177. | onrA (arnokeuh) | 75.32 | 93% | 2014-11-04 |
| 15178. | Alex (forthereallys) | 75.32 | 94% | 2015-06-11 |
| 15179. | Noah (noah1234321) | 75.32 | 95% | 2023-06-08 |
| 15180. | WhySoSlow (milktea_1999) | 75.32 | 97% | 2022-04-04 |
| 15181. | hazmel (mesba7) | 75.32 | 96% | 2023-07-20 |
| 15182. | pwnflakes (pwnflakes) | 75.32 | — | 2009-06-20 |
| 15183. | Jacqueline (jelias) | 75.32 | — | 2009-03-09 |
| 15184. | Rahul (vedanticscholar) | 75.31 | 96% | 2022-08-31 |
| 15185. | Huge Cabbage (hugecabbage) | 75.31 | 96.5% | 2023-10-26 |
| 15186. | Mikayel (maghasyan) | 75.31 | 96% | 2012-08-02 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 114,006 | 70.11 | September 30, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 330 | 69.77 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 14 | 39.41 | January 24, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 70.48 | January 31, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 3 | 54.30 | July 12, 2021 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 2 | 39.76 | December 20, 2012 |