So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12154. | Miranite (Dvorak) (miranite) | 81.30 | 94% | 2014-05-14 |
| 12155. | Juril (juril) | 81.30 | 90% | 2016-10-14 |
| 12156. | Clayborn (clayborn) | 81.29 | 96% | 2022-09-06 |
| 12157. | Yorn (yordelehihooo) | 81.29 | 98% | 2023-06-24 |
| 12158. | Leon (bluesunset) | 81.29 | 97% | 2017-09-13 |
| 12159. | Karl Petter (trebua) | 81.28 | 98% | 2016-08-25 |
| 12160. | Fran (fran_m) | 81.28 | 98% | 2021-06-23 |
| 12161. | bri (andrewgarfieldswife) | 81.28 | 96% | 2022-01-03 |
| 12162. | BOB (mroglan) | 81.28 | 96% | 2021-08-24 |
| 12163. | Josh (sundrop) | 81.28 | 96% | 2019-03-18 |
| 12164. | Gemini (gemini8) | 81.28 | 91% | 2012-10-06 |
| 12165. | Max (maoxx) | 81.27 | 96% | 2017-10-13 |
| 12166. | Liam (retrorocker) | 81.27 | 95% | 2019-03-06 |
| 12167. | Jurou (trycatch) | 81.27 | 97% | 2023-03-01 |
| 12168. | The (thescrub) | 81.27 | 99% | 2021-01-11 |
| 12169. | phardsz (phardsz) | 81.27 | 95% | 2014-11-29 |
| 12170. | Dunkmasta (dunkmasta) | 81.26 | 97% | 2023-07-25 |
| 12171. | Derek (averagetrap) | 81.26 | 99% | 2022-07-11 |
| 12172. | black google (peeperin) | 81.26 | 96% | 2021-03-07 |
| 12173. | J. (indazone) | 81.26 | 97% | 2012-02-27 |
| 12174. | qqq (dualofdualisprimal) | 81.26 | 96% | 2016-04-25 |
| 12175. | Cal (calt77) | 81.25 | 99% | 2022-10-17 |
| 12176. | Ivan (seivo) | 81.25 | 97% | 2023-01-05 |
| 12177. | jack (jackerdd) | 81.25 | 97% | 2021-12-03 |
| 12178. | gegs921 (gegs921) | 81.25 | 98% | 2019-11-07 |
| 12179. | (spudvorak) | 81.25 | 95.6% | 2021-02-01 |
| 12180. | shahbaz (shahbaz_kazi09) | 81.25 | 97% | 2019-04-25 |
| 12181. | poot (poot11708) | 81.24 | 95% | 2023-08-10 |
| 12182. | kmkkmk (kmkkmk) | 81.24 | 98% | 2018-08-03 |
| 12183. | Last (laaast) | 81.24 | 96% | 2017-07-09 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |