So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9373. | Ghost racing medalists suck... | 86.47 | 99% | 2022-08-17 |
| 9374. | Daddy Mac (0317) | 86.47 | 95% | 2016-10-02 |
| 9375. | Tyler (yeahright1248) | 86.47 | — | 2010-01-21 |
| 9376. | Assassin4Hire (strictmath) | 86.47 | 98% | 2015-07-12 |
| 9377. | Not_Stable (not_stable) | 86.46 | 96% | 2022-03-02 |
| 9378. | llarin (krypton1an) | 86.46 | 99% | 2020-08-13 |
| 9379. | James (nu7x) | 86.45 | 97% | 2022-07-15 |
| 9380. | Howbtard (howbtard) | 86.45 | 96% | 2021-03-03 |
| 9381. | (xrzde36) | 86.45 | 97% | 2014-09-09 |
| 9382. | dbs (typeracepro) | 86.45 | 96% | 2017-04-05 |
| 9383. | (bananacak3) | 86.45 | 99% | 2017-10-19 |
| 9384. | (auldieermine83) | 86.44 | 96% | 2022-08-02 |
| 9385. | tstats[_jamin_] (_jamin_) | 86.44 | 98% | 2021-04-27 |
| 9386. | (stever) | 86.44 | — | 2008-08-14 |
| 9387. | (pravus) | 86.44 | 95% | 2012-01-26 |
| 9388. | (harvey_210) | 86.44 | — | 2010-02-17 |
| 9389. | Andrews (godspeeedd) | 86.43 | 98% | 2022-03-09 |
| 9390. | INCOMPETENT (incompetent_co... | 86.43 | 98% | 2022-02-03 |
| 9391. | roblox (roblox_player) | 86.43 | 99% | 2018-07-20 |
| 9392. | (qlepto) | 86.43 | 96% | 2021-01-29 |
| 9393. | NELiXERY (nelixery) | 86.43 | 97% | 2015-07-05 |
| 9394. | (huberdozer) | 86.42 | 98% | 2022-01-14 |
| 9395. | (mctalon1) | 86.42 | 97% | 2019-01-08 |
| 9396. | Moy (moy280) | 86.42 | 97% | 2021-03-20 |
| 9397. | Byron (squishywtrmln) | 86.42 | 86% | 2013-03-25 |
| 9398. | raruma (raruma) | 86.42 | 100% | 2015-10-30 |
| 9399. | David (david32456) | 86.42 | 92% | 2013-02-21 |
| 9400. | Jeffry (coldjeffry12) | 86.41 | 97.6% | 2023-08-02 |
| 9401. | james (earl2bad) | 86.41 | 98% | 2013-12-25 |
| 9402. | Sibidigonky (bromelts) | 86.40 | 96% | 2015-06-04 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |