The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9649. | Nootch (nootch) | 89.98 | 96% | 2021-10-18 |
| 9650. | Henna (hennajuliet) | 89.98 | 96% | 2014-10-22 |
| 9651. | fantom (fantom_x86) | 89.98 | 99% | 2017-06-26 |
| 9652. | Luke (lukell) | 89.97 | 97% | 2022-10-30 |
| 9653. | Damien (damien75) | 89.97 | 97% | 2017-10-28 |
| 9654. | James (kimandoxs) | 89.96 | 97% | 2022-06-14 |
| 9655. | TypeGunker (typegunker) | 89.96 | 95% | 2022-10-17 |
| 9656. | Sheel (sheel) | 89.96 | 99% | 2016-03-04 |
| 9657. | oneguardsam (oneguardsam) | 89.96 | 99% | 2021-06-08 |
| 9658. | Jackie (september4) | 89.96 | 94% | 2013-11-29 |
| 9659. | Raja (rajamalik) | 89.96 | 98% | 2014-03-19 |
| 9660. | Dylan (parable) | 89.96 | — | 2009-03-20 |
| 9661. | Saiya (zenger23) | 89.95 | 98% | 2021-03-10 |
| 9662. | Skyler (skaldragon) | 89.95 | 98% | 2014-02-02 |
| 9663. | camden (camdcn) | 89.95 | 98% | 2020-11-04 |
| 9664. | Roy (roypon11) | 89.95 | 96% | 2016-01-26 |
| 9665. | Inakoto (inakoto) | 89.94 | 97% | 2023-05-16 |
| 9666. | Creamcheese (diangiaz) | 89.94 | 97% | 2019-07-10 |
| 9667. | keruya (keruya) | 89.94 | 97% | 2020-05-02 |
| 9668. | Joyo (joyoboyou) | 89.94 | 97% | 2022-02-09 |
| 9669. | Pemanasan. (pemanasan) | 89.94 | 94% | 2011-07-23 |
| 9670. | tristen (unitristen) | 89.93 | 98% | 2020-05-01 |
| 9671. | Richard (mrrichardmnixon) | 89.93 | 97% | 2022-03-29 |
| 9672. | Bruh (blackbacon08) | 89.93 | 98% | 2020-12-11 |
| 9673. | sonderr (battery_sr) | 89.93 | 96% | 2020-03-03 |
| 9674. | megan (monchaton) | 89.93 | — | 2008-09-01 |
| 9675. | . (brazalik) | 89.93 | 97% | 2015-10-03 |
| 9676. | Marogos (exchiel) | 89.92 | 97% | 2017-09-18 |
| 9677. | Alexander (vennor) | 89.92 | 97.6% | 2023-06-25 |
| 9678. | Dhanveer (epgturtle) | 89.92 | 96% | 2019-07-26 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |