Look man... I can't watch this. I can't take this torture no more, I can't... I can't watch this. Pay the bills, station break. Break it down! Operators are standing by. Cubic zirconium necklace. You're soaking in it. And our fabulous swimsuit issue. When you've got a headache this big. Read the book. This is your brain on drugs. I've fallen and I can't get up!
—from I Can't Watch This, a song by "Weird Al" Yankovic
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 844. | Cizzo (mrcizzo) | 98.09 | 97% | 2020-06-23 |
| 845. | Jesse (jwdavistx) | 98.03 | 98% | 2019-11-13 |
| 846. | R (rhinousc) | 98.01 | 99% | 2018-04-25 |
| 847. | jaso (jasocanfly) | 98.01 | 99% | 2019-12-29 |
| 848. | Devine (devine13) | 98.00 | 98% | 2018-03-15 |
| 849. | Novadeluxe (fuccboy420) | 97.99 | 97% | 2019-03-15 |
| 850. | benben (20iq) | 97.98 | 98% | 2020-12-04 |
| 851. | Cool (mrcoolguy69) | 97.98 | 97% | 2019-07-09 |
| 852. | SkyKing (big_tyrone) | 97.98 | 97% | 2017-12-15 |
| 853. | Vern (vernsouthwick) | 97.94 | 99% | 2020-04-19 |
| 854. | Jon (jonsport) | 97.78 | 98% | 2019-10-27 |
| 855. | patrica (shialbf) | 97.78 | 98% | 2017-10-03 |
| 856. | Morris (h0nny) | 97.74 | 97% | 2020-03-08 |
| 857. | Matthew (brookskelly) | 97.69 | 98% | 2020-03-17 |
| 858. | Dvegeler (dvegeler) | 97.68 | 98% | 2018-04-24 |
| 859. | Oshadha (ogunasekara) | 97.65 | 98% | 2020-10-05 |
| 860. | Ramzan Mubarak 2025 (imtiaz... | 97.62 | 99% | 2019-11-03 |
| 861. | Justin (slowly_winning) | 97.58 | 97% | 2020-12-15 |
| 862. | x (rlygayboi) | 97.53 | 97% | 2019-08-11 |
| 863. | Musically (musically_ut) | 97.50 | 98% | 2018-04-30 |
| 864. | ayyy (richs25) | 97.47 | 98% | 2017-07-01 |
| 865. | Guillaume (guillaume1984) | 97.47 | 98% | 2019-02-10 |
| 866. | Ronald (primarch) | 97.39 | 99% | 2020-12-11 |
| 867. | Connor (ctw0611) | 97.38 | 99% | 2019-05-28 |
| 868. | Brian (mangodealer) | 97.37 | 97% | 2018-02-27 |
| 869. | J (hhkbpropro) | 97.36 | 98% | 2020-10-25 |
| 870. | Inova (inova) | 97.35 | 97% | 2018-11-17 |
| 871. | Berlinn (36ix9) | 97.34 | 100% | 2019-09-07 |
| 872. | TJ (wtfitst2daj) | 97.33 | 96% | 2020-12-04 |
| 873. | kap (kappow) | 97.33 | 98% | 2020-01-03 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,595 | 76.89 | June 26, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 11 | 91.61 | March 4, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 55.43 | August 1, 2020 |
| Sean Wrona's Universe | 1 | 171.18 | April 16, 2017 |