The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 6829. | Biggest (biggestnarstie) | 96.89 | 99% | 2021-05-16 |
| 6830. | samt (samt) | 96.89 | — | 2010-02-06 |
| 6831. | Mudd_ME (mudd_me) | 96.89 | — | 2010-07-08 |
| 6832. | Alex (alexpizarroj) | 96.89 | 94% | 2012-12-23 |
| 6833. | Julie (jullaayy) | 96.88 | 93% | 2013-07-19 |
| 6834. | Jay (leej1996) | 96.88 | 95% | 2014-11-19 |
| 6835. | Andrew (fastandrew) | 96.88 | 98% | 2022-12-07 |
| 6836. | Luke (squirreltimee) | 96.88 | 97% | 2020-06-19 |
| 6837. | Alexandre (marinvhs) | 96.88 | — | 2009-09-16 |
| 6838. | David (wisehomiedavid) | 96.88 | 96% | 2015-08-24 |
| 6839. | Erik (mescon) | 96.88 | 92% | 2012-03-05 |
| 6840. | Jerrin (btzombie) | 96.88 | 99% | 2019-06-25 |
| 6841. | Richard (yuel) | 96.88 | 91% | 2013-02-26 |
| 6842. | 𝕔𝕒𝕣𝕝 (varelsen) | 96.88 | — | 2010-10-05 |
| 6843. | Joshua (the3point14) | 96.88 | 93% | 2016-02-22 |
| 6844. | Azem (peja) | 96.88 | 98% | 2016-06-16 |
| 6845. | 9fingerstyle (readjust) | 96.87 | 96.8% | 2021-02-25 |
| 6846. | Hoàng (nogah) | 96.87 | 99% | 2014-06-05 |
| 6847. | Ramzan Mubarak 2025 (imtiaz... | 96.87 | 99% | 2023-08-21 |
| 6848. | Sarah (sarahla2) | 96.87 | 99% | 2020-09-13 |
| 6849. | Martina (martinaon) | 96.87 | 98% | 2015-11-20 |
| 6850. | taylor (vudu) | 96.87 | 97% | 2013-03-05 |
| 6851. | Clement (reversehaven) | 96.87 | 92% | 2013-08-02 |
| 6852. | Bassist (bassist23) | 96.87 | 98% | 2014-08-27 |
| 6853. | Z (austindoggie) | 96.86 | — | 2009-04-24 |
| 6854. | ako (akoakowski) | 96.86 | 100% | 2015-01-20 |
| 6855. | Banzay (coldhands69) | 96.86 | 99% | 2018-08-20 |
| 6856. | Anargyros (argy) | 96.85 | 94% | 2013-10-05 |
| 6857. | Reese (leeseree) | 96.84 | 99% | 2023-05-04 |
| 6858. | Brian (britchkid) | 96.83 | 95% | 2012-11-01 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |