I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12314. | Jessica (jessicamcl) | 81.13 | 93% | 2016-11-14 |
| 12315. | Jason (xanriddlz) | 81.13 | 97% | 2019-08-22 |
| 12316. | doodlebob (d00d13bob) | 81.12 | 97% | 2024-03-09 |
| 12317. | Burak (kurtga) | 81.12 | 98% | 2020-03-27 |
| 12318. | poparaliais (poparaliais) | 81.12 | 97% | 2021-09-26 |
| 12319. | Clew (clewfinger) | 81.12 | 98% | 2023-02-13 |
| 12320. | Ransg (ransg) | 81.12 | 90% | 2016-05-26 |
| 12321. | mohamed (mitisxm) | 81.11 | 97.3% | 2023-12-16 |
| 12322. | Rasmus (sbares) | 81.11 | 96% | 2020-09-16 |
| 12323. | Joey (jdawg94) | 81.11 | 90% | 2015-09-26 |
| 12324. | notdoggz (notdoggz) | 81.10 | 96% | 2022-01-30 |
| 12325. | arush (arush11) | 81.10 | 96% | 2023-07-27 |
| 12326. | Holden (nevermore_7182) | 81.10 | 98.2% | 2023-07-23 |
| 12327. | Ben (caaakeeey) | 81.10 | 97% | 2022-01-11 |
| 12328. | Hero Saitama (sushistorm) | 81.10 | 93% | 2016-04-29 |
| 12329. | sajjad (zazaal) | 81.10 | 97% | 2019-07-01 |
| 12330. | John (awesomejohn3) | 81.09 | 97% | 2015-08-04 |
| 12331. | David (dvdvmchmch) | 81.09 | 98% | 2022-06-19 |
| 12332. | Nam (nnhoang) | 81.09 | 94% | 2016-05-23 |
| 12333. | ahmed (puzite) | 81.09 | 96% | 2022-01-09 |
| 12334. | Mendel (mendeljacks) | 81.09 | 98% | 2019-11-03 |
| 12335. | m (imtiaz) | 81.09 | 94% | 2016-01-11 |
| 12336. | Giles (gga_) | 81.09 | 95% | 2015-06-15 |
| 12337. | Tam (tamtran93) | 81.08 | 97% | 2023-06-05 |
| 12338. | Scott (waudercress) | 81.08 | 97.7% | 2023-11-26 |
| 12339. | Peter (peter777) | 81.08 | 97% | 2019-12-21 |
| 12340. | ♫ (_ag_) | 81.08 | 93% | 2016-07-08 |
| 12341. | caresse (caressee) | 81.07 | 98% | 2025-06-12 |
| 12342. | Hussain (sanpilot) | 81.07 | 96% | 2022-08-07 |
| 12343. | tstats[ayyaz7] (ayyaz7) | 81.07 | 96% | 2022-04-25 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |