And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11730. | not me (its_not_me_tho) | 94.21 | 97% | 2021-04-07 |
| 11731. | Shmuel (sambo60) | 94.21 | 94% | 2012-04-20 |
| 11732. | Will (williamharp) | 94.21 | 94% | 2017-02-01 |
| 11733. | Amy (amydakao) | 94.20 | 98% | 2020-03-31 |
| 11734. | Lord Kek (herpderpzy) | 94.20 | 97% | 2012-09-04 |
| 11735. | Lei (alnadnetrox) | 94.20 | 98% | 2021-11-24 |
| 11736. | Michael (javamorris) | 94.20 | 99% | 2020-09-09 |
| 11737. | Troy (troyl) | 94.19 | 96% | 2022-01-14 |
| 11738. | wet nightmare (daviddloco) | 94.19 | 99% | 2018-02-13 |
| 11739. | hrs483 (asdfg_hjkl) | 94.19 | 97% | 2011-06-02 |
| 11740. | Henry (nexx42) | 94.19 | — | 2011-01-11 |
| 11741. | Greg (musoccer) | 94.19 | 92% | 2016-05-12 |
| 11742. | S (infamous567) | 94.18 | 99% | 2018-11-27 |
| 11743. | Triad (triad314) | 94.18 | 98% | 2021-06-30 |
| 11744. | Fran (poncho20) | 94.18 | 94% | 2014-02-24 |
| 11745. | Jacob (jacobmatthewking14) | 94.18 | 97% | 2013-06-15 |
| 11746. | Samu (imsamu) | 94.17 | 98% | 2020-03-06 |
| 11747. | c0in (c0in) | 94.17 | 98% | 2023-02-04 |
| 11748. | Rishi (ririhaha) | 94.17 | 97% | 2022-07-11 |
| 11749. | Weed (weeddinosaur) | 94.17 | 97% | 2021-10-04 |
| 11750. | ogkatumus (ogkatumus) | 94.17 | 98% | 2021-03-23 |
| 11751. | amh1499 (ineverquit) | 94.17 | 94% | 2014-07-04 |
| 11752. | Zac (knav) | 94.16 | 96% | 2011-12-05 |
| 11753. | Joseph (joegoldman) | 94.16 | 94% | 2013-02-18 |
| 11754. | Ol (bodanice) | 94.16 | 98% | 2021-01-18 |
| 11755. | Moyra (moyra) | 94.16 | 97% | 2015-04-22 |
| 11756. | Dyl (dylll) | 94.16 | 98% | 2011-06-13 |
| 11757. | एक नेपाली (... | 94.16 | 90% | 2016-12-31 |
| 11758. | will (floppinglife) | 94.16 | 90% | 2016-12-18 |
| 11759. | RyeBread (shmuggit) | 94.15 | 96% | 2012-01-28 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |