Ahem. Pardon me, but the point of this afternoon is to pretend that you might one day make a valuable contribution to society. Perhaps you could play along. For example, Ms. Polk, you might want to look into journalism, which is a profession where they actually pay people to be cynical and disaffected.
—from Joan of Arcadia, a other by Barbara Hall
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1172. | Donny (dqueen92) | 95.84 | 99% | 2018-12-07 |
| 1173. | Huy (huynguyen560) | 95.83 | 98% | 2020-09-17 |
| 1174. | Ramzan Mubarak 2025 (imtiaz... | 95.81 | 98% | 2020-03-12 |
| 1175. | Raphael (yresim) | 95.80 | 97% | 2018-11-24 |
| 1176. | ProgramFOX (programfox) | 95.80 | 98% | 2018-05-23 |
| 1177. | Justin (refrlgerator) | 95.78 | 98% | 2019-01-23 |
| 1178. | 🍉 Watermelon (ergosolo) | 95.78 | 98% | 2019-05-06 |
| 1179. | joe papa (slownoobtyper2) | 95.76 | 97% | 2019-06-07 |
| 1180. | Max (joepski) | 95.69 | 96% | 2019-02-17 |
| 1181. | Nate (thatguyx) | 95.69 | 97% | 2018-08-22 |
| 1182. | JC (cjccjc1993) | 95.65 | 98% | 2020-11-03 |
| 1183. | Kelo (xkelo) | 95.64 | 95% | 2019-02-16 |
| 1184. | sparklemouse (sparklemouse) | 95.62 | 97% | 2019-08-10 |
| 1185. | BE4ST (jb2k1) | 95.61 | 98% | 2019-10-23 |
| 1186. | amanita! (irving1234028) | 95.59 | 97% | 2019-03-01 |
| 1187. | Akshay (aksseet) | 95.54 | 98% | 2018-06-04 |
| 1188. | Adi (adistancu1024) | 95.50 | 97% | 2018-07-21 |
| 1189. | Claudia (claudia215) | 95.50 | 99% | 2018-05-05 |
| 1190. | Aayush (imqwerty) | 95.50 | 97% | 2020-10-03 |
| 1191. | Kevin (unreal3man) | 95.49 | 98% | 2018-03-15 |
| 1192. | Kono Dio Da (nankan6111) | 95.48 | 98% | 2019-04-11 |
| 1193. | Jumbo (stinkusminkus) | 95.44 | 98% | 2019-11-21 |
| 1194. | Whip (whiptrip) | 95.43 | 97% | 2020-08-18 |
| 1195. | HoneyBadger (kabayanhustler) | 95.43 | 99% | 2020-07-16 |
| 1196. | Kevin (clearlynotkevin) | 95.43 | 98% | 2018-06-30 |
| 1197. | theoste18 (theoste18) | 95.39 | 98% | 2020-11-22 |
| 1198. | Zia (zia99) | 95.35 | 98% | 2018-12-31 |
| 1199. | Peter (ptnguyen) | 95.32 | 99% | 2018-04-27 |
| 1200. | Six30 (six30ched) | 95.29 | 98% | 2019-03-26 |
| 1201. | PR (mrprx) | 95.26 | 97% | 2020-03-26 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,476 | 78.90 | February 14, 2018 |
| Instant Death Mode | 16 | 88.17 | December 8, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 15 | 64.02 | August 16, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 37.20 | January 1, 2024 |