Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1028. | Gabriel (ipestrike) | 98.77 | 97% | 2020-02-19 |
| 1029. | RecoH86 (recoh86) | 98.71 | 98% | 2018-02-17 |
| 1030. | my fingers hurt bro (inclus... | 98.67 | 97% | 2020-03-24 |
| 1031. | Noxid (noxidok) | 98.65 | 98% | 2019-10-03 |
| 1032. | Ammnontet (ammnontet) | 98.64 | 96% | 2017-07-21 |
| 1033. | Sarbjot (sjessop) | 98.64 | 97% | 2018-03-27 |
| 1034. | Toyota (websitejunkie) | 98.61 | 96% | 2019-10-07 |
| 1035. | Crazy (crazycolorz5) | 98.60 | 99% | 2020-10-13 |
| 1036. | Logic (logicop14) | 98.59 | 98% | 2020-10-06 |
| 1037. | Raymond (szlesh) | 98.57 | 98% | 2020-09-23 |
| 1038. | Michaelblob (michaelblob) | 98.55 | 98% | 2019-08-08 |
| 1039. | d4nielle (d4ni_typer) | 98.53 | 98% | 2020-04-26 |
| 1040. | Josh (joshgrams) | 98.50 | 99% | 2018-11-17 |
| 1041. | Alex (national235) | 98.45 | 98% | 2017-11-26 |
| 1042. | MiB (meninblack) | 98.44 | 97% | 2019-01-12 |
| 1043. | Jake (quertior) | 98.39 | 99% | 2018-02-18 |
| 1044. | Neko (pippaola) | 98.37 | 100% | 2018-12-31 |
| 1045. | Aayush (imqwerty) | 98.37 | 98% | 2020-07-12 |
| 1046. | Icecuber (icecuber) | 98.37 | 98% | 2018-10-14 |
| 1047. | Dylan (dylan_brenner) | 98.36 | 97% | 2019-05-14 |
| 1048. | Darryl (eyetoonz) | 98.35 | 96% | 2019-10-23 |
| 1049. | Chieh laptop (leejay8011piq) | 98.34 | 99% | 2018-05-20 |
| 1050. | Alex (alexkwon) | 98.31 | 98% | 2019-07-12 |
| 1051. | Marek (lypa) | 98.30 | 99% | 2018-03-10 |
| 1052. | Andrés (andres2003) | 98.27 | 97% | 2020-03-21 |
| 1053. | Big (pookpok) | 98.27 | 98% | 2020-02-28 |
| 1054. | Tull (torfindel) | 98.25 | 96% | 2018-11-16 |
| 1055. | Jocho Muaguadabo (alezander... | 98.23 | 98% | 2019-10-23 |
| 1056. | LULU (luluthecow) | 98.22 | 97% | 2018-11-16 |
| 1057. | Vijanden. (vijanden) | 98.21 | 97% | 2020-08-20 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 9,681 | 80.12 | June 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 10 | 63.06 | February 14, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 8 | 111.93 | April 14, 2018 |