As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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6611. | YourBoi (yourboi) | 91.95 | 94% | 2016-11-05 |
6612. | Homer (cowmonger) | 91.95 | 96% | 2017-03-06 |
6613. | inigo (indigo_july) | 91.94 | 96% | 2016-04-28 |
6614. | Murray (etniok) | 91.94 | 96% | 2015-10-26 |
6615. | Dennis (dennissc) | 91.94 | 91% | 2016-07-19 |
6616. | Jeff (621alexl) | 91.93 | 97% | 2021-03-09 |
6617. | Pbev (pbev) | 91.93 | 97% | 2019-03-18 |
6618. | Long (longn5) | 91.92 | 96% | 2017-05-06 |
6619. | Selemeles (selemeles) | 91.92 | 97% | 2018-09-09 |
6620. | FiB0 (fiboss) | 91.91 | 97% | 2021-10-31 |
6621. | Major Major Major Major (j_63) | 91.91 | 96% | 2016-02-18 |
6622. | cubis (cubis) | 91.91 | 96% | 2017-05-05 |
6623. | HotTubStream (hottubstream) | 91.90 | 97.4% | 2023-09-01 |
6624. | Raider (raider_28) | 91.90 | 96% | 2020-06-15 |
6625. | Phil (joot) | 91.89 | 97% | 2024-07-30 |
6626. | Darion (derx) | 91.89 | 95% | 2016-06-17 |
6627. | Brian (shjang1007) | 91.88 | 96% | 2016-11-04 |
6628. | Aayush (imqwerty) | 91.88 | 97% | 2020-08-19 |
6629. | Hal (goscinny2) | 91.88 | 97% | 2018-09-20 |
6630. | Angel (zeorix) | 91.87 | 99% | 2025-02-18 |
6631. | yasin (yasin321) | 91.87 | 19% | 2016-05-25 |
6632. | Josh (jhc9999) | 91.85 | 97% | 2022-08-02 |
6633. | chris (llamas876) | 91.85 | 97.4% | 2021-02-04 |
6634. | Mathew (dna44) | 91.85 | 97% | 2020-01-17 |
6635. | Declan (deccazz) | 91.85 | 98.2% | 2024-01-10 |
6636. | 65best (dunneljir) | 91.84 | 98% | 2020-05-14 |
6637. | ogamiseta (samarthos) | 91.84 | 97% | 2020-08-15 |
6638. | Nate (flarpyz) | 91.84 | 97.8% | 2021-02-26 |
6639. | Hans (hans007) | 91.84 | 96% | 2015-04-14 |
6640. | Giulio (giulio89) | 91.84 | 98% | 2017-09-23 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |