So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 22428. | Harshith (ghvsama_123) | 64.28 | 96% | 2022-11-21 |
| 22429. | Rafał (simbao) | 64.28 | 96.6% | 2021-02-25 |
| 22430. | Rusty (saddled) | 64.28 | 96% | 2020-12-07 |
| 22431. | mykelliling (blush_spiker86) | 64.28 | — | 2011-02-16 |
| 22432. | lex (lexzaid) | 64.28 | 96% | 2018-01-05 |
| 22433. | Huy (ledinhhuy88) | 64.28 | 96% | 2016-04-04 |
| 22434. | Uriel Septim (historyelective) | 64.27 | 96% | 2013-04-17 |
| 22435. | Bill Le (bill_le9956) | 64.27 | 98% | 2023-08-12 |
| 22436. | Martin (martin060414) | 64.27 | 94% | 2020-11-20 |
| 22437. | Vish (vishdafish) | 64.27 | 95% | 2020-04-02 |
| 22438. | Jed (zhenya) | 64.27 | 98% | 2015-02-18 |
| 22439. | Arcana (flamothic) | 64.27 | 96% | 2017-11-26 |
| 22440. | DrCid (drcid_lsvn) | 64.27 | — | 2010-06-06 |
| 22441. | Yogesh (yogesh84) | 64.27 | — | 2009-12-11 |
| 22442. | Antonio (monpig) | 64.27 | 94% | 2016-04-26 |
| 22443. | Freiza (freiza) | 64.27 | 95% | 2011-10-19 |
| 22444. | Ro (rthakur20) | 64.26 | 98% | 2021-03-11 |
| 22445. | Schterfernie (schterfernie) | 64.26 | 97% | 2014-11-20 |
| 22446. | Aayush (imqwerty) | 64.26 | 94% | 2019-01-30 |
| 22447. | Srikanth (srikanth_sharma) | 64.26 | 95% | 2011-11-15 |
| 22448. | Zach (zach_bill) | 64.26 | 85% | 2016-10-17 |
| 22449. | Steve (the_clown8) | 64.26 | 96% | 2016-08-28 |
| 22450. | muhammad (tendounomazo) | 64.26 | 96% | 2018-11-29 |
| 22451. | Nemesis (nemesis) | 64.26 | — | 2009-11-18 |
| 22452. | Hiram (mrizama) | 64.26 | 96% | 2018-02-21 |
| 22453. | Lis (illissy) | 64.26 | — | 2010-06-21 |
| 22454. | Taybuscus (taybuscus) | 64.25 | 95% | 2022-06-11 |
| 22455. | Chelsea (oxfordkarma) | 64.25 | 95% | 2011-05-10 |
| 22456. | butterfinger (tyoprofessor) | 64.25 | 94.7% | 2021-02-07 |
| 22457. | Andreas (addekallstrom) | 64.25 | 90% | 2015-04-18 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |