The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 23341. | TD (tmd33643) | 67.01 | 96% | 2021-10-19 |
| 23342. | AuSa (put_your_head_on_my_s... | 67.01 | 96% | 2022-07-05 |
| 23343. | Steph (sosteph12) | 67.01 | 95% | 2015-11-03 |
| 23344. | KachoriJalebi (kachori_jalebi) | 67.01 | 96.6% | 2023-07-18 |
| 23345. | Drew (drew1008) | 67.01 | 97% | 2021-08-31 |
| 23346. | Tristan (thavelick) | 67.01 | — | 2011-04-06 |
| 23347. | Mark (mark_j) | 67.01 | 93% | 2013-03-20 |
| 23348. | Cicada (turtlespeedpls) | 67.01 | 95% | 2018-03-06 |
| 23349. | Rickard (ospf) | 67.01 | 95% | 2015-11-06 |
| 23350. | mohammed (momotan039) | 67.00 | 95.8% | 2023-07-06 |
| 23351. | Alex (atduffaut) | 67.00 | 95% | 2022-01-18 |
| 23352. | Bruh? (funkun) | 67.00 | 97% | 2022-03-24 |
| 23353. | Robert (rta1999) | 67.00 | 97% | 2014-11-07 |
| 23354. | Bob (merong_merong) | 67.00 | 88% | 2015-02-09 |
| 23355. | DeadEye03 (deadeye03) | 67.00 | 99% | 2014-11-22 |
| 23356. | Mr.ThuPham (mr_thuphamthien) | 67.00 | — | 2010-03-24 |
| 23357. | Kiril (kiril_23) | 66.99 | 97% | 2023-02-23 |
| 23358. | Dragon99999 (dragon99999) | 66.99 | 96% | 2021-05-10 |
| 23359. | r0hkx (r0hkx) | 66.99 | 96% | 2020-10-18 |
| 23360. | bruh (bruh39090) | 66.99 | 98% | 2022-06-23 |
| 23361. | Aaron (aaronlopoo) | 66.99 | 94% | 2021-02-23 |
| 23362. | Belati Jagad (imperialists) | 66.99 | 91% | 2017-02-04 |
| 23363. | Joyce (joelly) | 66.99 | — | 2008-11-05 |
| 23364. | Matt66inNY (mattwal66) | 66.99 | 98% | 2015-05-20 |
| 23365. | Irfan (irfan3) | 66.99 | 96% | 2014-08-06 |
| 23366. | Kevin (kev090997) | 66.98 | 96% | 2023-01-07 |
| 23367. | lowercaseletters (lowercase... | 66.98 | 95% | 2020-01-02 |
| 23368. | Filip (sustainedcruelty) | 66.98 | 97% | 2022-08-12 |
| 23369. | Catch22 (kngjms) | 66.98 | 93% | 2014-08-11 |
| 23370. | mattot.the.builder (hafizud... | 66.98 | 91% | 2017-01-19 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |