I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12992. | Mohammad (alamin_typist) | 79.31 | 98% | 2017-12-19 |
| 12993. | jeff (cqyimo42) | 79.31 | 97% | 2017-12-19 |
| 12994. | Onni (alchem) | 79.30 | 96% | 2021-12-01 |
| 12995. | Samit (samitkapoor) | 79.30 | 96% | 2022-03-16 |
| 12996. | zybbno (zybbno) | 79.30 | 97% | 2022-03-25 |
| 12997. | Cameron (archori) | 79.29 | 95% | 2017-02-17 |
| 12998. | kentlim (lsk133) | 79.29 | 98% | 2022-06-23 |
| 12999. | koen (chromoplast) | 79.29 | 95% | 2020-11-28 |
| 13000. | Michael (kimbo1414) | 79.28 | 95.7% | 2024-10-23 |
| 13001. | miranda (tfond) | 79.28 | 97% | 2023-01-22 |
| 13002. | vaibhav (vaibhav7289) | 79.28 | 90% | 2015-09-20 |
| 13003. | Dig (digbo) | 79.27 | 95% | 2017-10-03 |
| 13004. | auden (abu898) | 79.26 | 96.6% | 2024-11-27 |
| 13005. | Casper (casper_001) | 79.26 | 97% | 2022-06-19 |
| 13006. | Nicole (nikkicole1) | 79.26 | 97% | 2020-07-08 |
| 13007. | Ben (roarshack) | 79.26 | 98% | 2023-03-04 |
| 13008. | Jonathan (microwerx) | 79.25 | 97% | 2021-05-23 |
| 13009. | Imadh (imadh) | 79.25 | 96% | 2023-09-15 |
| 13010. | just why (imnoob22222) | 79.25 | 96% | 2021-04-15 |
| 13011. | Lily (lwege) | 79.25 | 96.9% | 2021-02-16 |
| 13012. | Antoni (aachh) | 79.25 | 98% | 2019-09-26 |
| 13013. | dav (dgal) | 79.25 | 97% | 2018-09-22 |
| 13014. | Franz (slowandfast_) | 79.24 | 97% | 2022-05-25 |
| 13015. | Poop (poopeey) | 79.24 | 96.7% | 2025-02-17 |
| 13016. | Md Adnan (adnan125) | 79.24 | 99% | 2021-07-04 |
| 13017. | Benni (benyaphets) | 79.24 | 91% | 2016-03-31 |
| 13018. | Chips (mrchips) | 79.24 | 92% | 2015-04-04 |
| 13019. | Zerond (zerond) | 79.23 | 97% | 2023-06-21 |
| 13020. | Mark (emptyper) | 79.23 | 99% | 2017-08-29 |
| 13021. | Miles (eightmiles27) | 79.22 | 96% | 2021-01-02 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |