The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8821. | ZlotZ (zlotz) | 91.75 | 95% | 2019-10-07 |
| 8822. | Cat (neko) | 91.75 | — | 2010-05-11 |
| 8823. | Wot (ostricheleven) | 91.74 | 97% | 2020-03-19 |
| 8824. | Slocketman (slocketman) | 91.74 | 96% | 2014-12-10 |
| 8825. | Jaden (jman8910) | 91.74 | 94% | 2016-04-26 |
| 8826. | Maria (crossley) | 91.74 | — | 2009-09-23 |
| 8827. | Hans (extrem3typist) | 91.74 | 93% | 2016-02-07 |
| 8828. | breadstick (main32134) | 91.73 | 97% | 2021-03-06 |
| 8829. | Al3x (al3xxe76) | 91.73 | 95% | 2018-08-28 |
| 8830. | Eyeronical (parthtyperacerg... | 91.73 | 98% | 2023-08-04 |
| 8831. | Corey (exit2stageleft) | 91.73 | 96% | 2011-08-20 |
| 8832. | ヨセフ (ogle1124) | 91.73 | 92% | 2016-01-17 |
| 8833. | Max (kazmor) | 91.73 | 97% | 2019-08-26 |
| 8834. | Justin (justinj) | 91.73 | 97% | 2012-10-21 |
| 8835. | (eikig) | 91.73 | 98% | 2014-02-03 |
| 8836. | Nishant (nishanttotla) | 91.73 | 94% | 2013-04-28 |
| 8837. | Imran Hakim (imhaq1m) | 91.72 | 98.1% | 2023-08-10 |
| 8838. | Johnna (jrj2105) | 91.72 | 97% | 2018-05-08 |
| 8839. | Alec (crazyhairaz) | 91.72 | 97% | 2023-09-25 |
| 8840. | Patrik (pbody) | 91.72 | 98% | 2023-08-29 |
| 8841. | Jomes (petrforsberg) | 91.72 | 95% | 2013-02-01 |
| 8842. | Andrei (knox) | 91.72 | — | 2009-06-25 |
| 8843. | Zeid (hozning) | 91.72 | 97% | 2017-11-19 |
| 8844. | bunkered (bunkeredgame) | 91.71 | 98% | 2023-04-29 |
| 8845. | Florent (flowrange) | 91.71 | 97% | 2012-01-03 |
| 8846. | Finch (ficxjo) | 91.71 | 99% | 2019-10-05 |
| 8847. | Philipp (firephil) | 91.71 | 93% | 2014-07-05 |
| 8848. | Drey (ellendren) | 91.71 | 97% | 2022-05-09 |
| 8849. | Sherman (shemsan) | 91.70 | — | 2008-12-27 |
| 8850. | 3000HP Supra (bagusseno) | 91.70 | 98% | 2018-10-03 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |