Horse hockey! I've seen these dodges for 40 years, all the tricks. Knew a private, pretended he was a mare. Carried a colt in his arm for weeks. Another fellow said he was a daisy. Insisted we water him every morning. No, no, Corporal. It ain't gonna go with me. Now you get out of that froufrou and into a uniform. And you stay in uniform. Dismissed!
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 303. | Dana (danayi) | 111.48 | 98% | 2021-08-16 |
| 304. | (carrot_) | 111.38 | 98% | 2020-08-22 |
| 305. | ⠈⠁ᵀ ᴱ ᴵ ᴸ ᴼ... | 111.28 | 99% | 2020-01-15 |
| 306. | s3rez (s3rez) | 111.27 | 97% | 2021-07-21 |
| 307. | John (azaza909) | 111.24 | 99% | 2017-08-30 |
| 308. | Ethan (ethanlee16) | 111.24 | 98% | 2018-12-01 |
| 309. | Julian (ptrcom) | 111.23 | 98% | 2017-10-14 |
| 310. | Evan (simplexi) | 111.21 | 98% | 2017-09-08 |
| 311. | Dowon (dowon) | 111.08 | 97% | 2017-11-11 |
| 312. | Bisu (sktelecom_bisu) | 111.05 | 98% | 2018-01-15 |
| 313. | billypeppin (billypeppin) | 111.01 | 98% | 2018-12-28 |
| 314. | Maxx (maxxdw) | 110.99 | 98% | 2020-09-18 |
| 315. | Cease (shellahfellah) | 110.92 | 97% | 2018-01-28 |
| 316. | Yogi (fylleth) | 110.92 | 98% | 2017-11-02 |
| 317. | BobDaAsianBuilda (fortnitef... | 110.75 | 98% | 2021-08-16 |
| 318. | ABC (funnelcake9) | 110.75 | 99% | 2020-03-18 |
| 319. | brian (imfastafbooiii) | 110.72 | 97% | 2020-08-25 |
| 320. | (zealindaus) | 110.69 | 100% | 2020-03-20 |
| 321. | Brian (briann) | 110.66 | 99% | 2018-08-26 |
| 322. | peacefulseven (winterpro) | 110.65 | 98% | 2020-07-23 |
| 323. | Evan (tshiknn) | 110.63 | 98% | 2019-02-05 |
| 324. | BESTYINA (vdud3) | 110.61 | 97% | 2018-07-17 |
| 325. | James (jaaammes) | 110.52 | 98% | 2019-01-08 |
| 326. | (menacing) | 110.52 | 97% | 2019-08-26 |
| 327. | Don (udontran) | 110.43 | 99% | 2020-03-08 |
| 328. | pepe (pepesaiko) | 110.41 | 98% | 2020-12-04 |
| 329. | Blazing (blazing_10) | 110.41 | 97% | 2019-01-04 |
| 330. | Daniel (derdem) | 110.40 | 98% | 2018-09-26 |
| 331. | Violet (a87321dc00) | 110.31 | 98% | 2019-10-31 |
| 332. | Tony (iteekay) | 110.28 | 98% | 2017-11-20 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,342 | 76.26 | August 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 9 | 68.29 | September 21, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 4 | 109.06 | September 24, 2019 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 45.58 | March 1, 2022 |