I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8087. | j (jeromej) | 94.59 | 98% | 2022-06-06 |
| 8088. | Nate (natopotato262) | 94.59 | 96% | 2021-04-29 |
| 8089. | Das FoO (foobird) | 94.59 | 98% | 2017-10-01 |
| 8090. | Dre (goobird) | 94.59 | 97.7% | 2025-03-13 |
| 8091. | Orb (najm) | 94.58 | 96% | 2023-02-26 |
| 8092. | keni (kenibot) | 94.58 | 96% | 2020-09-12 |
| 8093. | Jakub (xaneth) | 94.58 | 98% | 2020-08-12 |
| 8094. | Sia (siadymensia) | 94.58 | 99% | 2019-08-16 |
| 8095. | Yarno (globalvirgin) | 94.57 | 97.7% | 2023-12-04 |
| 8096. | Jerry (jerrybang) | 94.57 | 98% | 2020-07-29 |
| 8097. | Michael (mihcael) | 94.57 | 98% | 2022-12-29 |
| 8098. | pork loin (porkloin01) | 94.56 | 97% | 2023-05-28 |
| 8099. | Leah (leahlovesjisung) | 94.56 | 98% | 2023-03-19 |
| 8100. | Hugo (sushibowl) | 94.56 | 96.7% | 2023-12-07 |
| 8101. | Adam (adam_ehab) | 94.56 | 98% | 2023-08-19 |
| 8102. | Ebru (ebruserce) | 94.56 | 100% | 2017-12-13 |
| 8103. | Ahmad (ahmadmozaffar) | 94.55 | 98.3% | 2024-07-22 |
| 8104. | yaldo (imagine_not_typing_f... | 94.55 | 97% | 2023-01-26 |
| 8105. | Amaya (amayadomi) | 94.55 | 99% | 2018-04-04 |
| 8106. | Dan (dhogan) | 94.54 | 100% | 2021-08-17 |
| 8107. | Janis (vigilante434) | 94.54 | 97.6% | 2023-09-23 |
| 8108. | sam (scoombey) | 94.54 | 98% | 2019-05-29 |
| 8109. | sotc01713 (sotc0713) | 94.53 | 98% | 2023-06-06 |
| 8110. | taimoor (taimoorhassan) | 94.53 | 99% | 2022-12-21 |
| 8111. | Viktor (pineapple212) | 94.52 | 97% | 2022-12-06 |
| 8112. | Harsh (harshisgay123) | 94.52 | 99% | 2022-06-28 |
| 8113. | Chris (cmun777) | 94.52 | 96% | 2019-12-04 |
| 8114. | heytheredvorak (ym123dvorak) | 94.52 | 98% | 2018-07-11 |
| 8115. | Jack (manicman) | 94.51 | 96% | 2019-10-25 |
| 8116. | EO (eo_37) | 94.51 | 98.2% | 2023-09-27 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |