So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13213. | RIP (kidnappster) | 79.63 | 98% | 2014-07-15 |
| 13214. | bryan (mikeoxenfire) | 79.62 | 98% | 2023-06-23 |
| 13215. | Aleksi (aleqsi) | 79.62 | 97% | 2016-05-04 |
| 13216. | Kaleb (kaleb3205) | 79.61 | 98% | 2016-10-23 |
| 13217. | Carlos (cpbh16) | 79.61 | 97% | 2021-04-13 |
| 13218. | Chris (nasageek) | 79.61 | — | 2011-03-23 |
| 13219. | Innate (innateability) | 79.61 | 95% | 2013-10-10 |
| 13220. | M. (abdulmuhsee) | 79.61 | 96% | 2013-09-17 |
| 13221. | Flavo (flavodavo) | 79.61 | — | 2009-12-05 |
| 13222. | MLSTRM (mlstrm) | 79.60 | 96.6% | 2023-08-28 |
| 13223. | Ked (kedaro) | 79.60 | 96% | 2022-04-04 |
| 13224. | Jonne (flipordie) | 79.60 | 86% | 2012-10-18 |
| 13225. | Raju (raju009) | 79.60 | 98% | 2015-07-06 |
| 13226. | AWP (homerjs) | 79.60 | — | 2008-09-07 |
| 13227. | Donna (ereda) | 79.60 | 95% | 2012-10-20 |
| 13228. | Catalin (art_vendelay) | 79.60 | 98% | 2015-02-17 |
| 13229. | Deborah (kittenkindness) | 79.59 | 98% | 2014-01-08 |
| 13230. | Zhartas (zhartas) | 79.59 | 94% | 2023-08-02 |
| 13231. | shoop (crimmsy) | 79.59 | 99% | 2021-09-12 |
| 13232. | Noah (scone) | 79.59 | 96% | 2021-06-06 |
| 13233. | Dyslexic Nababa (dyslexic_n... | 79.59 | 95% | 2021-03-04 |
| 13234. | Shelby (typo5) | 79.59 | 97% | 2022-12-09 |
| 13235. | Chibi (xchilla) | 79.59 | 92% | 2014-12-04 |
| 13236. | Steven (mianosm) | 79.59 | 96% | 2014-08-14 |
| 13237. | Yuji (gugox10) | 79.59 | 90% | 2016-04-05 |
| 13238. | Julia (ilovepink) | 79.59 | — | 2011-02-18 |
| 13239. | yurk (yurk) | 79.59 | 95% | 2015-09-10 |
| 13240. | Josh (breezychain) | 79.59 | 97% | 2013-09-19 |
| 13241. | Douglas (dougiej) | 79.58 | 94% | 2014-03-22 |
| 13242. | Riceball (riceballer) | 79.58 | 95% | 2015-06-11 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |