If you want to save yourself the ticket price, go into the kitchen, cue up a male choir singing the music of hell, and get a kid to start banging pots and pans together. Then close your eyes and use your imagination.
—from A Horrible Experience of Unbearable Length, a book by Roger Ebert
Active since August 27, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8889. | Pinoy (pinoytypist01) | 96.42 | 100% | 2023-05-16 |
| 8890. | Mike (specialized) | 96.42 | 98% | 2020-08-22 |
| 8891. | Jason (jasonbmagat) | 96.41 | 97% | 2022-09-21 |
| 8892. | Starfighter (ranger_2024) | 96.41 | 98% | 2024-10-15 |
| 8893. | Andrei (jovan_andrei) | 96.41 | 97% | 2020-05-15 |
| 8894. | Eric (ejsports) | 96.41 | 97% | 2024-05-29 |
| 8895. | BigAppleMan (appleinmyhead123) | 96.40 | 96.8% | 2024-02-15 |
| 8896. | Leo (leoxano) | 96.39 | 97% | 2023-03-03 |
| 8897. | johnbutactuallynotjohn (yes... | 96.39 | 100% | 2021-05-20 |
| 8898. | Stafford (staffordv) | 96.39 | 97% | 2022-10-17 |
| 8899. | Alice (arob212) | 96.39 | 99% | 2019-12-13 |
| 8900. | kc (kc067) | 96.38 | 98.7% | 2024-01-30 |
| 8901. | yungtract0r (yeetlmaoxd) | 96.38 | 98% | 2019-04-17 |
| 8902. | enrique (fugitivecloud) | 96.38 | 96% | 2019-12-10 |
| 8903. | spoon (spooderrr) | 96.38 | 99% | 2021-11-09 |
| 8904. | Josh (jubwub) | 96.38 | 98% | 2022-08-24 |
| 8905. | cat (catassthebadass) | 96.37 | 97% | 2021-09-23 |
| 8906. | TT (ilovejapanms) | 96.37 | 99% | 2025-06-03 |
| 8907. | Ivan (ljakpa) | 96.36 | 98% | 2022-07-05 |
| 8908. | J (be_quick) | 96.36 | 96% | 2023-04-11 |
| 8909. | Jericho (j3richodr3) | 96.36 | 97% | 2020-03-16 |
| 8910. | Adam (adammasterx) | 96.36 | 96% | 2023-07-31 |
| 8911. | VLOL (vlol) | 96.36 | 96% | 2020-11-07 |
| 8912. | Niamh (crystalniamh) | 96.35 | 96.9% | 2023-09-25 |
| 8913. | Lucas (lucas_a04) | 96.35 | 96% | 2022-09-12 |
| 8914. | Ariel (arielbeje) | 96.34 | 97% | 2024-09-13 |
| 8915. | Elsawy (elsawy636) | 96.34 | 98% | 2023-06-10 |
| 8916. | Cooperjb12 (cooperjb12) | 96.34 | 97% | 2021-01-27 |
| 8917. | cpprulez (toncheto) | 96.34 | 98% | 2021-03-22 |
| 8918. | Martin (speedonthestreet) | 96.34 | 99% | 2023-04-10 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 46,769 | 90.00 | August 27, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 148 | 96.12 | December 10, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 3 | 89.50 | July 4, 2021 |