So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 33072. | gio (crazyoig) | 46.47 | — | 2010-02-18 |
| 33073. | Bee (beeonbee) | 46.46 | — | 2011-01-25 |
| 33074. | Mr Zai (tmsofficial) | 46.46 | 94% | 2022-09-27 |
| 33075. | CHANDRA SEKHAR (chanduandsa... | 46.46 | 94% | 2020-01-28 |
| 33076. | Yella (yella_habibi) | 46.46 | 96% | 2019-11-27 |
| 33077. | Kuhaku (walah217) | 46.46 | 85% | 2016-10-18 |
| 33078. | Jeffrey (jackpot11) | 46.46 | 90% | 2011-08-25 |
| 33079. | corey (mowerman91) | 46.46 | — | 2009-03-30 |
| 33080. | anay (anay147) | 46.46 | 98% | 2018-01-04 |
| 33081. | NewBeginning (newbeginning) | 46.45 | 89% | 2017-05-16 |
| 33082. | Suraj (surajj) | 46.45 | 97% | 2022-04-11 |
| 33083. | tryguy (tryguy) | 46.45 | — | 2009-11-12 |
| 33084. | Sherlock (praveen_g) | 46.45 | 88% | 2016-06-28 |
| 33085. | Rishi (rishipoonia) | 46.44 | 94% | 2022-01-06 |
| 33086. | soopasoop (soopasoop) | 46.44 | 94% | 2021-11-24 |
| 33087. | Shashank (same_lame_name) | 46.44 | 96% | 2020-03-02 |
| 33088. | PonyTail (p0nytail) | 46.43 | 97% | 2023-08-14 |
| 33089. | tstats[illumirati] (illumir... | 46.43 | 94% | 2022-04-26 |
| 33090. | Viet (pooperawesome) | 46.43 | 88% | 2016-09-15 |
| 33091. | Rustham Ahmed (_rxtm_) | 46.43 | 94% | 2023-10-31 |
| 33092. | Odobasian (odobassian) | 46.43 | 93.7% | 2023-09-23 |
| 33093. | Nhok (nhokruakon) | 46.43 | 92% | 2012-07-25 |
| 33094. | Michelle (red_ember018) | 46.43 | — | 2009-06-27 |
| 33095. | Michae (mike18) | 46.42 | 94% | 2015-01-05 |
| 33096. | amar (internaal) | 46.42 | — | 2009-11-30 |
| 33097. | rifat (rifat) | 46.42 | — | 2009-03-23 |
| 33098. | Tom (csaboka) | 46.42 | — | 2010-08-20 |
| 33099. | Fariz (rafflez) | 46.41 | 95% | 2012-11-11 |
| 33100. | öznur (oznur) | 46.41 | 92% | 2015-03-17 |
| 33101. | Billion (thailand_typer) | 46.40 | 97% | 2023-03-26 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |