With age comes insecurity, embarrassment, and tragedy, increasing fear of growing old and lonely. I said I'd put on my dancing shoes but I've got two left feet and no good moves and the pretty girls found cooler kids than me. So I sat and waited patiently until the day I'd finally be asked, but it never came.
—from Everybody's Dancing and I Want to Die, a song by Deaf Havana
Active since August 31, 2016.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 6406. | Illuminati (jugglerilluminati) | 93.50 | 96% | 2019-02-17 |
| 6407. | Alien (half_alien) | 93.48 | 98% | 2022-12-21 |
| 6408. | Alvin (alwin630) | 93.48 | 98% | 2021-07-23 |
| 6409. | Emily (emklof92) | 93.47 | 97% | 2023-02-07 |
| 6410. | Th3BossC (th3bossc) | 93.47 | 96.6% | 2024-10-18 |
| 6411. | Mom (doughnutking111) | 93.47 | 99% | 2021-01-30 |
| 6412. | Vivian (vivibj) | 93.46 | 99% | 2024-12-31 |
| 6413. | andpav (andpav) | 93.46 | 96.5% | 2024-10-21 |
| 6414. | Megan (megceratops) | 93.46 | 98% | 2022-10-16 |
| 6415. | Cadium (adeiaa9505) | 93.46 | 96.8% | 2025-04-20 |
| 6416. | Marshall (marshall_gunawan) | 93.46 | 96% | 2021-10-16 |
| 6417. | lkary (lkary) | 93.46 | 97% | 2022-03-04 |
| 6418. | Edward (edwalsh) | 93.46 | 99% | 2020-12-16 |
| 6419. | Kevin (shocky79420) | 93.46 | 93% | 2019-12-05 |
| 6420. | सौरव سورو (saur... | 93.45 | 96.9% | 2025-02-18 |
| 6421. | Henrik (iupgrade) | 93.45 | 98% | 2021-06-13 |
| 6422. | lav (illblowurmind) | 93.44 | 98% | 2021-05-13 |
| 6423. | King Bygone (lil_bygone) | 93.44 | 99% | 2018-06-25 |
| 6424. | Snarky (snarkyp) | 93.44 | 97% | 2019-01-19 |
| 6425. | Joël (bongo13) | 93.43 | 98% | 2020-08-13 |
| 6426. | TheMamba (themamba2) | 93.42 | 98% | 2018-04-03 |
| 6427. | Tyler (onfoenem) | 93.42 | 99% | 2018-12-18 |
| 6428. | Macey (maacey) | 93.41 | 96% | 2020-02-01 |
| 6429. | crowdofworkmen (bu_te) | 93.41 | 95% | 2017-05-15 |
| 6430. | Mark (cypherpunk) | 93.39 | 99% | 2020-11-21 |
| 6431. | HC (no_sense_of_presence) | 93.39 | 98% | 2023-05-22 |
| 6432. | @ejburritos (oddfuturewolfg... | 93.38 | 96% | 2017-08-05 |
| 6433. | Wingell (billybobtail) | 93.38 | 98% | 2020-04-05 |
| 6434. | arealpacc (arealpacc) | 93.38 | 94% | 2022-10-29 |
| 6435. | Joshua (_f1shy_) | 93.38 | 97.2% | 2024-01-17 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 41,873 | 83.42 | August 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 53 | 101.45 | January 9, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 93.16 | May 3, 2021 |
| New English Texts | 2 | 97.97 | May 24, 2022 |