You do right by me, and I guarantee I'll do right by you. But please, please don't turn me into a nun. I'm not that kind of girl. I've got a reputation. Around town I'm known as microwave Jane because they say I heat up faster than any micro. And when the fire chief visited, he wrote up a new code, and made me wear a smoke alarm between my thighs. And then the Coast Guard, he said that I was creating tsunamis in my waterbed. And then the Pope visited, said I was the only person on earth that had been on my knees more times than he had. Now the president's filed a restraining order claiming I have a romantic interest in the Washington Monument. Oh, you men can be so vicious. Look at me! Just look at me! Do I look like that type of girl?
—from Plumbers Don't Wear Ties, a game by Kirin Entertainment
Active since December 11, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1792. | Silent (silentbaws) | 77.60 | 97% | 2020-12-07 |
| 1793. | carleel (menamesringo) | 77.60 | 95% | 2019-11-10 |
| 1794. | Eric (heeric) | 77.59 | 96% | 2018-11-04 |
| 1795. | Cootsynanus (a_yellow_evan) | 77.57 | 96% | 2020-12-09 |
| 1796. | Mathew (dna44) | 77.55 | 96% | 2020-02-04 |
| 1797. | Zobeid (zobeid) | 77.54 | 99% | 2018-03-06 |
| 1798. | Speedy (speedygen) | 77.53 | 97% | 2018-02-01 |
| 1799. | Corey (oldmanbrink) | 77.53 | 96% | 2019-05-01 |
| 1800. | Jake (avytrius) | 77.53 | 99% | 2018-05-11 |
| 1801. | Mehmed (gigaxel) | 77.50 | 97% | 2020-08-07 |
| 1802. | T2fast4u (pnwtrevorb) | 77.46 | 96% | 2020-11-01 |
| 1803. | Andy (aloran) | 77.41 | 97% | 2019-12-14 |
| 1804. | Endstyle (endstylegg) | 77.41 | 96% | 2020-02-05 |
| 1805. | Sonu (intellectualcreatures) | 77.40 | 98% | 2019-08-13 |
| 1806. | Andy (haondy) | 77.38 | 97% | 2020-11-20 |
| 1807. | Faldi (faldir) | 77.37 | 97% | 2019-09-21 |
| 1808. | Arief (ilikfunky7) | 77.32 | 96% | 2020-12-18 |
| 1809. | Jeff (litboi101) | 77.24 | 96% | 2020-03-12 |
| 1810. | Ket (ket93) | 77.24 | 96% | 2019-07-25 |
| 1811. | ndk100 (ndk100) | 77.24 | 98% | 2018-04-23 |
| 1812. | Md. Ibrahim Khalil (ibrahim... | 77.22 | 98% | 2020-07-14 |
| 1813. | Famesh (fampatel) | 77.21 | 96% | 2020-05-11 |
| 1814. | China nº1 (patato123) | 77.20 | 97% | 2020-04-14 |
| 1815. | Al (aaaaaaaal) | 77.18 | 97% | 2019-06-10 |
| 1816. | Timo (ubulin) | 77.18 | 96% | 2019-06-07 |
| 1817. | William (astronaut98) | 77.16 | 97% | 2020-05-08 |
| 1818. | Kris (kris_p_l) | 77.16 | 96% | 2019-05-13 |
| 1819. | Ali (aloche) | 77.16 | 97% | 2018-06-26 |
| 1820. | Jean (sibelius97) | 77.13 | 96% | 2019-10-01 |
| 1821. | Genesis (genesisfrost) | 77.13 | 96% | 2018-09-04 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 4,032 | 97.79 | December 11, 2017 |
| New English Texts | 3 | 109.26 | November 22, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 2 | 131.95 | November 14, 2020 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 83.84 | March 12, 2021 |
| Video Games | 2 | 92.69 | November 23, 2020 |