Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 29329. | David (lindzelite) | 54.01 | 91% | 2015-12-08 |
| 29330. | Atlas (atlaskd) | 54.01 | 97% | 2021-06-15 |
| 29331. | Hypatia (hypatia87) | 54.01 | 95% | 2022-07-01 |
| 29332. | Sangam (sangamjoshi) | 54.01 | 94.7% | 2023-08-10 |
| 29333. | Mak (mk_dvorak) | 54.00 | 93% | 2011-11-24 |
| 29334. | Gurkirat (officerpulaski) | 54.00 | 94% | 2014-09-23 |
| 29335. | Taylor (taylorak9) | 54.00 | 91% | 2015-09-01 |
| 29336. | Jens (haramcqueen) | 54.00 | 90% | 2016-09-15 |
| 29337. | Ollie (ogreig) | 54.00 | 95% | 2019-03-21 |
| 29338. | DreamCat04 (dreamcat04) | 54.00 | 93% | 2023-03-02 |
| 29339. | Preet (pr33t) | 54.00 | 94% | 2022-04-16 |
| 29340. | Muhammad (baso) | 53.99 | 95% | 2012-03-04 |
| 29341. | kk (kkrustic) | 53.99 | 90% | 2013-10-30 |
| 29342. | Inigo (brotheringo) | 53.99 | 95% | 2019-10-28 |
| 29343. | CopiCat (copicat) | 53.99 | 95% | 2022-06-18 |
| 29344. | Riden (riden9939) | 53.99 | 90% | 2014-07-18 |
| 29345. | Cathy (aix1014) | 53.98 | 89% | 2011-09-26 |
| 29346. | iley (iley) | 53.98 | — | 2009-10-11 |
| 29347. | Milen (man1a) | 53.98 | 94% | 2012-10-14 |
| 29348. | Elvin (pushback) | 53.98 | 94% | 2013-01-30 |
| 29349. | Ann (itsme1123) | 53.98 | 97% | 2020-08-19 |
| 29350. | akhilesh (akhls) | 53.97 | 92% | 2014-11-18 |
| 29351. | taherul (taher053032) | 53.97 | 95% | 2011-09-07 |
| 29352. | lamal (lamal) | 53.96 | — | 2010-12-08 |
| 29353. | Muzammil (muzammil2000) | 53.96 | 96% | 2017-10-13 |
| 29354. | tswift (tswift0105) | 53.96 | 95% | 2020-10-14 |
| 29355. | Paris (stephendegrasse) | 53.96 | 96% | 2019-04-22 |
| 29356. | Brain (brainfreeze) | 53.95 | 97% | 2015-12-29 |
| 29357. | Connor (conjn) | 53.95 | 98% | 2022-05-10 |
| 29358. | YHY (yeohuiyee) | 53.94 | 89% | 2014-06-02 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |