When you're dead, they really fix you up. I hope to hell when I do die somebody has sense enough to just dump me in the river or something. Anything except sticking me in a goddam cemetery. People coming and putting a bunch of flowers on your stomach on Sunday, and all that crap. Who wants flowers when you're dead? Nobody.
—from The Catcher in the Rye, a book by J. D. Salinger
Active since November 11, 2016.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 6302. | !PROTOCOL! (drac99) | 92.54 | 97.1% | 2025-05-10 |
| 6303. | Miguel (migumigu) | 92.54 | 98% | 2022-05-04 |
| 6304. | 🍉🍉🍉 (pondle) | 92.54 | 97% | 2024-08-26 |
| 6305. | MasonColemak (masoncolemak) | 92.54 | 98% | 2021-07-02 |
| 6306. | Jacob (picklishcorn) | 92.54 | 96% | 2020-07-13 |
| 6307. | G (imortallix) | 92.53 | 98% | 2023-06-27 |
| 6308. | SeeStarz (mfahrim) | 92.53 | 97% | 2021-08-31 |
| 6309. | Tony (naka__) | 92.53 | 97% | 2019-07-23 |
| 6310. | Sandro🇬🇪 (jolskey) | 92.52 | 96% | 2022-01-06 |
| 6311. | Eli (elikokatz) | 92.52 | 97% | 2020-11-03 |
| 6312. | yoyojuice (yoyojuice) | 92.52 | 97% | 2021-06-05 |
| 6313. | fck you latency (whihi) | 92.52 | 97% | 2017-07-09 |
| 6314. | Miles (eightmiles27) | 92.51 | 97% | 2022-05-19 |
| 6315. | P (pacochen) | 92.50 | 98% | 2022-09-07 |
| 6316. | Andrew (andrewdvorak) | 92.50 | 96% | 2021-09-17 |
| 6317. | Tomas (tritz) | 92.50 | 97.7% | 2021-02-06 |
| 6318. | Andrea (andylea95) | 92.49 | 98% | 2024-05-24 |
| 6319. | iks de (iksdebro) | 92.49 | 96% | 2025-05-29 |
| 6320. | Ryan (ryanwalterg) | 92.49 | 97% | 2021-09-22 |
| 6321. | pc1400 (pc1400) | 92.49 | 98% | 2022-01-08 |
| 6322. | Mati🅱IKL (mati2ooo) | 92.49 | 97% | 2022-01-22 |
| 6323. | Tasvirul (tasvirul) | 92.49 | 99% | 2018-01-01 |
| 6324. | Cagri (mr_oral) | 92.48 | 97.7% | 2023-11-29 |
| 6325. | puffingprie (puffingprie) | 92.48 | 97% | 2023-08-28 |
| 6326. | Audrey (bigd1ckdaddy) | 92.48 | 98% | 2022-06-09 |
| 6327. | uwunation (uwunation) | 92.48 | 97% | 2020-08-22 |
| 6328. | 1060 (thquirrels) | 92.48 | 96% | 2017-03-14 |
| 6329. | brendan (boyco88) | 92.47 | 98% | 2018-08-14 |
| 6330. | Baboon (baboon_123) | 92.47 | 97% | 2021-06-11 |
| 6331. | Deven (devenalford) | 92.47 | 96% | 2017-08-31 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 39,219 | 83.14 | November 11, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 43 | 88.30 | January 18, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 91.53 | November 3, 2021 |