As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 7384. | Matthew (jerfinator) | 90.05 | 97% | 2020-05-05 |
| 7385. | Kakarot (kakarot930) | 90.05 | 97% | 2023-07-18 |
| 7386. | Dave (xrex_) | 90.05 | 98% | 2020-11-12 |
| 7387. | Graeme (thegraeme) | 90.05 | 91% | 2016-01-23 |
| 7388. | Ashvin (ashvinsharma) | 90.05 | 93% | 2016-03-05 |
| 7389. | tubesawk (tubesawk) | 90.04 | 96% | 2020-07-11 |
| 7390. | Raymond (sigma7) | 90.04 | 94% | 2017-01-16 |
| 7391. | Lucas (kasparian) | 90.03 | 95% | 2021-03-07 |
| 7392. | Quinn (firecr0tch) | 90.02 | 96% | 2024-11-07 |
| 7393. | I am the (afghanistan2) | 90.02 | 99% | 2015-07-08 |
| 7394. | ethxn (cxntrxl) | 90.01 | 96% | 2022-03-11 |
| 7395. | Burint (brenolz) | 90.01 | 97% | 2023-04-01 |
| 7396. | ⠀⠀⠀ (bioluminescent) | 90.01 | 98.2% | 2024-03-11 |
| 7397. | Idan (pantsless288) | 90.01 | 98% | 2023-04-20 |
| 7398. | Parzival (bmarzic) | 90.01 | 97% | 2021-03-01 |
| 7399. | Courtney (brooke0309) | 90.01 | 98% | 2019-10-07 |
| 7400. | Mahdi Lotfi (mahdilotfi) | 90.00 | 98.4% | 2025-01-07 |
| 7401. | iks de (iksdebro) | 90.00 | 98% | 2022-12-31 |
| 7402. | Angelo (jgello) | 90.00 | 97% | 2020-06-12 |
| 7403. | Kleon (itskleon) | 90.00 | 94% | 2016-02-09 |
| 7404. | Bob (saintvtype) | 89.99 | 96% | 2023-04-20 |
| 7405. | Devin (haydevin) | 89.99 | 98% | 2022-07-04 |
| 7406. | Olav (thederpygod) | 89.99 | 96% | 2022-05-11 |
| 7407. | Angel (windowsxperia) | 89.98 | 96% | 2023-04-22 |
| 7408. | Devon (cheeky_sneakster) | 89.98 | 99% | 2023-03-24 |
| 7409. | Maize (maizerowan) | 89.98 | 95% | 2017-04-16 |
| 7410. | jason (grino) | 89.97 | 94% | 2016-01-06 |
| 7411. | Adam (athrowawaytyper) | 89.97 | 99% | 2022-10-04 |
| 7412. | Kevin (surv) | 89.97 | 91% | 2016-04-20 |
| 7413. | I'm too slow (khaelnas) | 89.96 | 97% | 2022-06-25 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |