I don't think stand-up should really work on the page, so the very existence of this book is an indication of my ultimate failure as a comedian. The text of a stand-up set should be so dependent on performance and tone that it can't really work on the page, otherwise it's just funny writing.
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11027. | TJ (keystroke_kiddy) | 82.99 | 97% | 2023-02-20 |
| 11028. | Oxytoxin (oxytoxin) | 82.99 | 96% | 2021-01-19 |
| 11029. | leddy (maihuuthai) | 82.98 | 98.7% | 2024-01-11 |
| 11030. | kebs (kebs) | 82.98 | 99% | 2022-03-14 |
| 11031. | Great (greatfater666) | 82.98 | 95% | 2020-08-07 |
| 11032. | Cephas (_cephas_) | 82.98 | 98% | 2021-10-26 |
| 11033. | Yushi (sunyushi) | 82.98 | 98% | 2023-04-09 |
| 11034. | Mark (aznmaster) | 82.98 | 98% | 2022-08-23 |
| 11035. | SD96 (sd96) | 82.97 | 98% | 2023-08-20 |
| 11036. | Vu (comxyz) | 82.97 | 98% | 2019-08-15 |
| 11037. | David (david_j_ncba2019) | 82.97 | 100% | 2019-08-24 |
| 11038. | Leopold (leopold_cxix) | 82.97 | 96% | 2019-05-27 |
| 11039. | badplayer (idk213) | 82.97 | 95% | 2022-03-24 |
| 11040. | bach (shuriken) | 82.96 | 97% | 2021-08-27 |
| 11041. | JJ (jackpot_j) | 82.96 | 100% | 2025-06-21 |
| 11042. | TTVronness_ (ronneclee) | 82.96 | 96% | 2018-01-18 |
| 11043. | Mikolaj (diamentos) | 82.95 | 96% | 2019-02-20 |
| 11044. | Em (chuchu) | 82.95 | 98% | 2021-08-27 |
| 11045. | |I|I|I|I|I|I| (iknowwhatimd... | 82.95 | 98% | 2021-12-03 |
| 11046. | Menes (viana64) | 82.95 | 98% | 2022-01-01 |
| 11047. | Free Palestine (fastest_as_... | 82.94 | 97% | 2023-10-03 |
| 11048. | Mark (10100) | 82.94 | 96.5% | 2024-02-04 |
| 11049. | Vanilo (vanilo) | 82.94 | 97% | 2021-05-13 |
| 11050. | Yaron (shosaloza111) | 82.94 | 96.7% | 2024-02-05 |
| 11051. | Kok Kun (kokkun92) | 82.94 | 97% | 2021-11-18 |
| 11052. | Junie (juniesins) | 82.94 | 96% | 2019-02-22 |
| 11053. | Daniel (oksshammy) | 82.93 | 98% | 2018-04-21 |
| 11054. | Grape (plrplrplr12345) | 82.93 | 99% | 2020-02-13 |
| 11055. | Melisa (colorsunimaginable) | 82.93 | 99% | 2018-05-18 |
| 11056. | Senpai (hentai_with_senpai) | 82.93 | 98.1% | 2023-12-25 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 39,947 | 85.52 | August 27, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 77 | 91.25 | January 9, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 1 | 68.43 | May 1, 2024 |
| michaelderoche | 1 | 82.07 | April 15, 2017 |