I hope that our few remaining friends give up on trying to save us. I hope we come up with a fail-safe plot to piss off the dumb few that forgave us. I hope the fences we mended fall down beneath their own weight, and I hope we hang on past the last exit. I hope it's already too late.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8819. | jfkdlsaeng (jfkdlsaeng) | 88.50 | 97% | 2021-01-18 |
| 8820. | okkonishi (okkonishi) | 88.50 | 98% | 2021-02-14 |
| 8821. | Andy (andyok) | 88.50 | 99% | 2018-12-12 |
| 8822. | Phil (joot) | 88.49 | 97% | 2021-01-26 |
| 8823. | Rafiq (rafiq) | 88.49 | 97% | 2017-03-17 |
| 8824. | Jonah (workman04) | 88.49 | 98% | 2022-04-04 |
| 8825. | Martin (martyper) | 88.49 | 98% | 2021-01-25 |
| 8826. | Kaleb (penguinunreal) | 88.49 | 100% | 2017-03-13 |
| 8827. | Radosław (radoslaw_) | 88.49 | 100% | 2017-04-02 |
| 8828. | Rafael (relativelyaverage) | 88.49 | 98% | 2021-01-03 |
| 8829. | C (chirashi) | 88.49 | 97% | 2017-06-12 |
| 8830. | Sonny (sonson88) | 88.49 | 96% | 2017-07-10 |
| 8831. | Mark (piluncraeshgt) | 88.48 | 97% | 2018-10-14 |
| 8832. | calum (cal_workman) | 88.48 | 97% | 2023-06-05 |
| 8833. | Phi (faithincode) | 88.48 | 96% | 2017-08-09 |
| 8834. | Logan (illumin0us) | 88.48 | 97% | 2019-02-26 |
| 8835. | catcatcat (catcatcatt) | 88.47 | 98% | 2023-03-07 |
| 8836. | asqii (askhattt) | 88.47 | 95% | 2024-09-08 |
| 8837. | salomo (sjmeier) | 88.47 | 97% | 2021-07-15 |
| 8838. | twitch.tv/stealthassault7 (... | 88.47 | 97% | 2017-06-20 |
| 8839. | AJ (joe0702) | 88.46 | 97% | 2017-07-29 |
| 8840. | James (kqo3015) | 88.46 | 97% | 2019-05-11 |
| 8841. | Dark (dark_byte) | 88.46 | 96% | 2022-08-18 |
| 8842. | Math (faster_babe) | 88.46 | 99% | 2022-02-23 |
| 8843. | itseino (itseino) | 88.45 | 97% | 2023-12-07 |
| 8844. | Mahdi Lotfi (mahdilotfi) | 88.44 | 97% | 2022-05-03 |
| 8845. | Teitur (tannason) | 88.44 | 98% | 2020-11-09 |
| 8846. | Hiroki (h8gi) | 88.44 | 98% | 2017-09-09 |
| 8847. | Morp (8211morp) | 88.43 | 95.5% | 2024-07-19 |
| 8848. | Kofi (blackchef) | 88.43 | 98% | 2023-05-04 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 43,238 | 84.01 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 38 | 96.26 | July 18, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 5 | 102.10 | December 23, 2021 |