Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4292. | Vincent (typeasdfracer) | 54.99 | 95% | 2018-12-17 |
| 4293. | Abu (abu_hussain) | 54.98 | 96% | 2018-03-29 |
| 4294. | slow typist (typehero22) | 54.98 | 93% | 2021-07-19 |
| 4295. | Jen (pink_gemini) | 54.97 | 99% | 2019-06-12 |
| 4296. | e (eabcd) | 54.95 | 96% | 2018-12-04 |
| 4297. | Rahul (rahuldodwani18) | 54.93 | 95% | 2017-10-10 |
| 4298. | Metropolis (metropolis) | 54.93 | 93% | 2018-09-30 |
| 4299. | Pragyan (pntripathi9417) | 54.89 | 97% | 2018-12-12 |
| 4300. | Rika (z3us99) | 54.84 | 94% | 2019-04-12 |
| 4301. | Yaroslav (stvolkilla) | 54.83 | 98% | 2018-01-25 |
| 4302. | zulvandri (zulvandri) | 54.82 | 96% | 2021-07-23 |
| 4303. | thavin (thavinxz) | 54.81 | 95% | 2018-12-26 |
| 4304. | Cheng Loke (lordwiz) | 54.81 | 95% | 2018-11-15 |
| 4305. | gost (akasyh) | 54.79 | 96% | 2018-04-05 |
| 4306. | Vyktor (kingvyktor45) | 54.78 | 96% | 2019-01-02 |
| 4307. | Kevin (kevinliu050505) | 54.78 | 99% | 2019-07-22 |
| 4308. | Thomas (tombocambo) | 54.77 | 95% | 2019-03-19 |
| 4309. | Tri (tricaole) | 54.77 | 96% | 2018-12-28 |
| 4310. | Aso (linkastarta) | 54.77 | 96% | 2020-02-20 |
| 4311. | Igor (igorlimam) | 54.77 | 98% | 2020-03-05 |
| 4312. | Dmitry (dmitry_turcan) | 54.76 | 97% | 2019-10-31 |
| 4313. | brandon (milks0ck) | 54.76 | 94% | 2018-06-23 |
| 4314. | hack89 (hack89) | 54.72 | 98% | 2017-12-19 |
| 4315. | Ilya (il__ya) | 54.71 | 97% | 2018-02-08 |
| 4316. | vm (vmalid11) | 54.69 | 96% | 2018-01-15 |
| 4317. | LongGone (byejack123) | 54.68 | 96% | 2019-12-11 |
| 4318. | SukkelNoob (sukkelnoob) | 54.68 | 95% | 2018-09-12 |
| 4319. | Jai (tnaham) | 54.65 | 94% | 2019-11-22 |
| 4320. | windywendi (windywendi) | 54.65 | 97% | 2018-06-19 |
| 4321. | Clebson (cmoura) | 54.61 | 97% | 2018-08-22 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 7,129 | 80.03 | August 27, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 12 | 96.23 | January 24, 2019 |
| michaelderoche | 1 | 76.56 | August 26, 2017 |