As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1416. | Kaseolin (pimplepopper2015) | 118.86 | 97.4% | 2024-05-04 |
| 1417. | Razvan (forreckful) | 118.86 | 97.2% | 2023-12-15 |
| 1418. | Dan (ayrilo) | 118.85 | 97% | 2022-06-09 |
| 1419. | Zuhaib (zuhaibdam) | 118.85 | 98.8% | 2023-05-17 |
| 1420. | Axivy (texelz0) | 118.84 | 88% | 2015-04-29 |
| 1421. | Hari (harisund) | 118.83 | 95% | 2016-01-22 |
| 1422. | asciiman (swishkebab) | 118.82 | 99% | 2022-10-27 |
| 1423. | Vinkev (vinkev) | 118.80 | 98% | 2024-11-08 |
| 1424. | ItsVidele (itsvidele) | 118.77 | 98% | 2021-02-25 |
| 1425. | some_dude (jad_) | 118.76 | 99% | 2022-04-13 |
| 1426. | BradTheLadLong (bradtheladl... | 118.75 | 96% | 2017-02-25 |
| 1427. | Andy (philivox) | 118.73 | 99% | 2018-02-26 |
| 1428. | Brofist (bhyper) | 118.73 | 99% | 2019-03-03 |
| 1429. | Erik (erik001) | 118.72 | 99% | 2022-12-15 |
| 1430. | poke (ekop1) | 118.71 | 98% | 2025-08-01 |
| 1431. | JasonSpam (jasonspam) | 118.70 | 96% | 2023-11-07 |
| 1432. | GXCVI (gxcvi) | 118.69 | 98% | 2022-05-03 |
| 1433. | mechanical (cakesogood) | 118.69 | 99% | 2021-04-24 |
| 1434. | Cease (shellahfellah) | 118.69 | 99% | 2017-07-19 |
| 1435. | Ray (iconoclastic) | 118.69 | 98% | 2017-03-31 |
| 1436. | mike (voluptuous) | 118.67 | 98% | 2023-03-01 |
| 1437. | 290domi on spotify (290domi... | 118.65 | 98% | 2024-12-09 |
| 1438. | Dror (jiyuu2k) | 118.65 | 97% | 2019-10-01 |
| 1439. | Grotesque (grotesquevinny) | 118.65 | 98% | 2017-01-25 |
| 1440. | Matty (realcavs4) | 118.64 | 100% | 2025-10-09 |
| 1441. | Raphael (razmataz99) | 118.64 | 98% | 2021-10-26 |
| 1442. | Joey (skaitripe) | 118.63 | 98.2% | 2024-03-24 |
| 1443. | Lakkie (lakkie) | 118.61 | 98% | 2021-02-10 |
| 1444. | Chad (nicwin) | 118.58 | 98.4% | 2024-01-07 |
| 1445. | صبر (morocco01) | 118.58 | 97.8% | 2023-11-02 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |