Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3077. | Yousef (youesfqtr999) | 68.90 | 95% | 2017-10-09 |
| 3078. | ralph (realityloser) | 68.88 | 99% | 2017-11-25 |
| 3079. | Jonathan (fonsdal) | 68.84 | 96% | 2021-07-23 |
| 3080. | Derek (dtblanken81) | 68.84 | 97% | 2020-01-09 |
| 3081. | Rose (123_anpanwoman123) | 68.84 | 95% | 2019-07-10 |
| 3082. | BarbBlackburn (3xx8iycrr3xy... | 68.84 | 97% | 2019-08-12 |
| 3083. | Uroš (grujidis) | 68.83 | 94% | 2018-11-06 |
| 3084. | Ryan (d1rtb0y) | 68.82 | 98% | 2018-01-25 |
| 3085. | Adrian (iamtheo) | 68.81 | 95% | 2019-07-31 |
| 3086. | wkwk (mocheeezzz) | 68.80 | 96% | 2021-07-21 |
| 3087. | 2002 Beetle (igameonamac) | 68.80 | 95% | 2018-04-18 |
| 3088. | Ariel (aricori21) | 68.79 | 95% | 2019-12-03 |
| 3089. | Steve (scarafec) | 68.76 | 95% | 2019-07-31 |
| 3090. | Spork4 (spork4) | 68.76 | 96% | 2018-08-19 |
| 3091. | Jordan (joyride_) | 68.75 | 96% | 2019-02-14 |
| 3092. | Jeremy (jerbear27) | 68.75 | 96% | 2018-11-28 |
| 3093. | ice (iceicepudding) | 68.73 | 97% | 2019-04-12 |
| 3094. | Bùi (blackfl_12) | 68.72 | 98% | 2021-08-12 |
| 3095. | Big Wang (chairman_of_the_w... | 68.72 | 96% | 2019-12-09 |
| 3096. | Dat (mralex101) | 68.71 | 94% | 2018-08-02 |
| 3097. | Amber (ada08) | 68.71 | 97% | 2021-07-30 |
| 3098. | Slueben (poijn) | 68.71 | 95% | 2018-07-06 |
| 3099. | Marcos (the_stanley_pup) | 68.71 | 96% | 2021-08-11 |
| 3100. | Ryan (limeade11578) | 68.70 | 98% | 2018-06-19 |
| 3101. | Cyrus (zombie_kid_likes_tur... | 68.69 | 95% | 2018-04-21 |
| 3102. | Matrix (matri) | 68.68 | 97% | 2019-12-21 |
| 3103. | Michael (dudemanmichael) | 68.67 | 97% | 2018-01-04 |
| 3104. | zade (zadehr) | 68.67 | 97% | 2017-11-20 |
| 3105. | Hex (galaxyyyy) | 68.67 | 95% | 2019-11-01 |
| 3106. | Jay (typeracerjay) | 68.66 | 97% | 2019-12-04 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 7,129 | 80.03 | August 27, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 12 | 96.23 | January 24, 2019 |
| michaelderoche | 1 | 76.56 | August 26, 2017 |