I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5046. | Glade (shogekiha) | 105.43 | 98% | 2021-11-02 |
| 5047. | Sean (metrognome12) | 105.42 | 98% | 2021-05-13 |
| 5048. | @Tipsy (kingtipsy) | 105.42 | 96% | 2019-05-06 |
| 5049. | Philip (philipyu17) | 105.42 | 98.2% | 2024-11-19 |
| 5050. | chopst1cksss (chopst1cksss) | 105.42 | 99.4% | 2021-02-21 |
| 5051. | K (ksil2) | 105.42 | 98% | 2017-01-25 |
| 5052. | Boris (goat_56) | 105.41 | 97% | 2020-04-19 |
| 5053. | M (soccerliz_) | 105.40 | 96% | 2017-02-20 |
| 5054. | noturbiz (ahhhnono) | 105.40 | 100% | 2022-12-15 |
| 5055. | arena (arenacloser204) | 105.40 | 98% | 2023-03-23 |
| 5056. | Eric (qwarts) | 105.39 | 95% | 2021-11-21 |
| 5057. | Jeff (jeffmartinedvan) | 105.39 | 99% | 2021-04-05 |
| 5058. | Samuel (thekeyz0099) | 105.38 | 100% | 2020-12-29 |
| 5059. | David (khalon) | 105.38 | 97% | 2020-06-17 |
| 5060. | Kenny (exodass69) | 105.37 | 97.3% | 2023-11-10 |
| 5061. | Nils (nilsons) | 105.37 | 97% | 2022-12-31 |
| 5062. | Rebecca (iceicebeckay) | 105.36 | 98% | 2017-05-23 |
| 5063. | RiceBOI111 (riceboi111) | 105.36 | 97.3% | 2024-04-29 |
| 5064. | oreo (e00d) | 105.35 | 99% | 2021-06-12 |
| 5065. | Jen (jen_23) | 105.35 | 100% | 2021-03-03 |
| 5066. | Sam (special_cookie) | 105.34 | 99.4% | 2023-10-06 |
| 5067. | Jonah (jonahahahahah) | 105.32 | 98% | 2020-08-10 |
| 5068. | James (karonar) | 105.32 | 100% | 2019-03-30 |
| 5069. | anya (eurasiangf) | 105.31 | 99% | 2022-10-04 |
| 5070. | Ian (s0ft3n) | 105.31 | 98% | 2023-02-01 |
| 5071. | Warren (warlover94) | 105.30 | 100% | 2021-02-18 |
| 5072. | WillieFapps (williefapps) | 105.29 | 99% | 2024-06-16 |
| 5073. | ctlaltdefeat (ctlaltdefeat) | 105.29 | 99% | 2022-01-24 |
| 5074. | Victor (hueylouisnonews) | 105.29 | 99.4% | 2024-12-05 |
| 5075. | Ankur (ankurgoel) | 105.29 | 98% | 2017-09-06 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |