I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
Active since April 3, 2015.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 23806. | Seth (sethwigget) | 54.14 | 94% | 2019-11-25 |
| 23807. | duh fast af (umrca) | 54.14 | 93% | 2021-03-24 |
| 23808. | amr (blackmailer) | 54.14 | 93% | 2016-10-06 |
| 23809. | Gabazh (gabazh) | 54.13 | 94% | 2020-07-04 |
| 23810. | Sander (sanderfanzordank) | 54.13 | 96% | 2020-03-08 |
| 23811. | sam (lifelongfour9) | 54.13 | 95% | 2020-11-02 |
| 23812. | #Iskaplik! (sa3015167) | 54.13 | 94% | 2019-12-19 |
| 23813. | Bharath (bharath0915) | 54.12 | 97% | 2021-10-05 |
| 23814. | El (elnotelanor) | 54.12 | 97% | 2021-12-20 |
| 23815. | Saral (scrummaster) | 54.12 | 94% | 2018-07-24 |
| 23816. | Daw (oszukista) | 54.12 | 96% | 2022-06-16 |
| 23817. | Manmohan (reattempt) | 54.12 | 95% | 2021-08-21 |
| 23818. | Manish (manishracer) | 54.12 | 97% | 2021-04-07 |
| 23819. | Danny (houtworm) | 54.11 | 93% | 2017-03-03 |
| 23820. | kishan (boksi) | 54.11 | 93% | 2017-05-05 |
| 23821. | ravi (raviteja101077) | 54.11 | 93% | 2015-04-28 |
| 23822. | MRez (mrzrm) | 54.10 | 97% | 2015-12-10 |
| 23823. | hanage (takeruokuyama) | 54.10 | 96% | 2021-02-04 |
| 23824. | Ikhtiyor (ibro34_1) | 54.10 | 95% | 2023-02-20 |
| 23825. | Limey (limeycunt) | 54.10 | 95% | 2022-09-30 |
| 23826. | Area0 (bing_b0ng) | 54.10 | 95% | 2020-04-23 |
| 23827. | AK (alphakappa) | 54.09 | 95% | 2023-01-23 |
| 23828. | Yolimoks (yolimoks) | 54.09 | 96% | 2015-04-08 |
| 23829. | Matthew (matx23) | 54.09 | 90% | 2015-09-22 |
| 23830. | Chapman (sevenagueroes) | 54.08 | 96% | 2022-06-30 |
| 23831. | harvi (harvi29) | 54.08 | 95% | 2018-08-20 |
| 23832. | Derp (sirderpyherp) | 54.08 | 94% | 2017-08-19 |
| 23833. | Robert (robert_odrowaz) | 54.07 | 96% | 2018-12-27 |
| 23834. | vm (vm_gojiya) | 54.07 | 95% | 2021-12-03 |
| 23835. | Suntery (jennk1) | 54.07 | 97% | 2021-11-10 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |