I was crying pointlessly on the kitchen floor. As was common practice during bouts of floor-crying, I was staring straight ahead at nothing in particular and feeling sort of weird about myself. Then, through the film of tears and nothingness, I spotted a tiny shriveled piece of corn under the refrigerator. I don't claim to know why this happened, but when I saw the piece of corn, something snapped inside me, and then that thing twisted through a few permutations of logic that I don't understand, and produced the most confusing bout of uncontrollable, debilitating laughter that I have ever experienced.
—from Hyperbole and a half, a book by Alexandra Brosh
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2893. | Karthik (slickfalcon) | 66.88 | 97% | 2025-03-18 |
| 2894. | Springfield (springfield1903) | 66.81 | 97.3% | 2024-10-20 |
| 2895. | John (jtasher3) | 66.50 | 96% | 2024-06-02 |
| 2896. | HSN (husian323) | 66.49 | 97% | 2024-04-27 |
| 2897. | Tonkata (_tonkata_) | 66.32 | 96% | 2023-05-19 |
| 2898. | Andy (stakaman) | 66.28 | 96% | 2025-03-28 |
| 2899. | Kunal (boomlion) | 66.19 | 95% | 2023-06-06 |
| 2900. | Pulgster (pulgster) | 66.01 | 94% | 2023-05-07 |
| 2901. | Elyas (ela_man13) | 66.00 | 94.1% | 2024-01-03 |
| 2902. | Roos (bonsaitree28) | 65.96 | 95% | 2024-11-13 |
| 2903. | farouk pavok (pavok) | 65.90 | 96.7% | 2024-11-04 |
| 2904. | Vasiliy (vassiliy) | 65.88 | 97% | 2025-01-11 |
| 2905. | Jenn (jbmoak) | 65.86 | 97% | 2023-08-11 |
| 2906. | George (gsiaf) | 65.82 | 95.4% | 2024-06-10 |
| 2907. | turtleWPM (sirasil) | 65.68 | 97% | 2024-05-11 |
| 2908. | Fryyed (fryyedup) | 65.58 | 95% | 2023-10-07 |
| 2909. | Ibrahim (ibrah1m) | 65.56 | 95% | 2023-04-26 |
| 2910. | Maky (makyy13) | 65.48 | 97% | 2024-10-14 |
| 2911. | Alex (alexkai) | 65.45 | 94% | 2023-05-19 |
| 2912. | wokeupdayruined (wokeupdayr... | 65.36 | 96% | 2025-02-20 |
| 2913. | Debu_Jaat (jaat45) | 65.35 | 96% | 2025-05-15 |
| 2914. | kieriekop (_kieriekop) | 65.34 | 96.9% | 2024-03-20 |
| 2915. | ✨ (abhisekai) | 65.33 | 95% | 2024-07-01 |
| 2916. | Kavyam (killlur) | 65.32 | 94.2% | 2024-04-16 |
| 2917. | Miss Stitch (staities) | 65.29 | 99% | 2023-10-23 |
| 2918. | DG (devgo4th) | 65.23 | 95% | 2024-10-15 |
| 2919. | karim (karimchickensoup) | 65.14 | 95% | 2023-09-16 |
| 2920. | Anton (0ffbyone) | 65.13 | 95% | 2025-01-20 |
| 2921. | taha (tahashemy) | 65.11 | 96.4% | 2024-07-16 |
| 2922. | Mikan (mikanki) | 65.11 | 96% | 2024-05-30 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 4,268 | 96.84 | April 12, 2023 |