So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 34975. | Lets Gooooo!!! (mattymooo2021) | 42.02 | 94% | 2023-06-01 |
| 34976. | Cilia (_zwyi_) | 42.02 | 96% | 2021-07-27 |
| 34977. | Kyle (kyle_15) | 42.02 | 96% | 2021-06-30 |
| 34978. | Scott (listerinemakesmymout... | 42.02 | 96% | 2020-08-15 |
| 34979. | Sarah (talkingtree) | 42.02 | 98% | 2017-09-12 |
| 34980. | Advaita (advcandra@gmail.com) | 42.02 | — | 2011-04-21 |
| 34981. | Ronald (ronnieew2) | 42.02 | 94.8% | 2021-02-08 |
| 34982. | Yohanes O.L (yohanes_l) | 42.01 | 95% | 2023-07-12 |
| 34983. | Jayanth (jayanth_1) | 42.01 | 93% | 2021-05-11 |
| 34984. | Pawel (el3ctron) | 42.01 | 92% | 2023-04-20 |
| 34985. | Harshwardhan lal (harhs) | 42.00 | 95% | 2023-07-10 |
| 34986. | Kim (kimz) | 42.00 | — | 2011-03-30 |
| 34987. | hosna (h_nae) | 41.99 | 95% | 2023-06-10 |
| 34988. | Pog (champ_) | 41.99 | 91% | 2015-12-15 |
| 34989. | Parnian (parnian) | 41.98 | 97% | 2023-01-29 |
| 34990. | Mahbub (fmmr001bd) | 41.98 | 95% | 2018-03-29 |
| 34991. | Kevin (yuunagi) | 41.97 | 97% | 2023-07-02 |
| 34992. | Patel Dinesh Gowd (racer2606) | 41.97 | 92.5% | 2023-07-10 |
| 34993. | BestSteve (ibmibmibm) | 41.97 | — | 2009-06-24 |
| 34994. | Paula (paulapgomes) | 41.97 | — | 2009-04-03 |
| 34995. | James (jamespon) | 41.97 | 89% | 2015-12-10 |
| 34996. | Pozdrawiam (beyerrr) | 41.96 | 93% | 2021-02-05 |
| 34997. | ismail (ismail_dinc) | 41.96 | — | 2008-12-28 |
| 34998. | Seane (seane_cifer) | 41.95 | 95% | 2022-12-26 |
| 34999. | ProRacer (fjjffj) | 41.95 | 95% | 2023-07-21 |
| 35000. | Leonardo (finex2126) | 41.95 | 94% | 2021-10-27 |
| 35001. | Le (superquay) | 41.95 | — | 2010-05-25 |
| 35002. | Norman (nlviands) | 41.95 | 92% | 2014-12-22 |
| 35003. | Nabin (nabin) | 41.95 | 94% | 2012-09-05 |
| 35004. | jelly (jellydoughnutt) | 41.95 | 95% | 2014-02-11 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |