So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 27911. | Nguyen (nguyenkj) | 55.46 | 94% | 2011-08-30 |
| 27912. | jin (jinyt911) | 55.46 | 87% | 2015-06-26 |
| 27913. | Erica (suzeyq86) | 55.46 | 92% | 2012-07-21 |
| 27914. | Ha (hahahaha2046) | 55.45 | 97% | 2023-05-23 |
| 27915. | Eugene (oddesey) | 55.45 | 96% | 2015-09-27 |
| 27916. | Edward (granpanis) | 55.45 | 98% | 2020-09-28 |
| 27917. | Emil (sipy2002sipy) | 55.45 | 95% | 2021-05-30 |
| 27918. | Aaron (aaron_low) | 55.45 | 94% | 2021-09-09 |
| 27919. | Laviynia (laviynia) | 55.45 | 95% | 2017-07-22 |
| 27920. | Pranav (_vanarp) | 55.44 | 96% | 2022-07-18 |
| 27921. | Hans (hans4525) | 55.44 | 96% | 2021-01-25 |
| 27922. | Khai (neogazer) | 55.44 | 95% | 2021-05-03 |
| 27923. | Petros (masteriousgr) | 55.44 | — | 2011-02-08 |
| 27924. | mok (mokkk) | 55.44 | 91% | 2015-04-29 |
| 27925. | Nick (saumera) | 55.44 | 94% | 2015-11-02 |
| 27926. | hombrebueno (hombrebah) | 55.44 | 92% | 2015-01-16 |
| 27927. | Benjamin (bennybrucie) | 55.43 | 92% | 2015-12-21 |
| 27928. | Patryk (morte03) | 55.43 | 95% | 2021-12-14 |
| 27929. | Lee (whaocool) | 55.43 | 96% | 2017-07-31 |
| 27930. | Sidharth (iamsidman17) | 55.43 | 95% | 2020-07-16 |
| 27931. | sid (sidpatel) | 55.43 | 94% | 2013-02-25 |
| 27932. | Glenjoven (oonanga012) | 55.43 | 85% | 2011-07-01 |
| 27933. | Dakotah (dakotahyue) | 55.43 | — | 2009-08-16 |
| 27934. | Jay (dervinos) | 55.42 | 95% | 2022-09-21 |
| 27935. | volt (voltb) | 55.42 | 93% | 2020-06-05 |
| 27936. | Fer (ferquies) | 55.42 | 98% | 2020-10-28 |
| 27937. | Manuel (xxprime72xx) | 55.42 | 96% | 2018-12-07 |
| 27938. | Saku (saque) | 55.42 | 89% | 2017-02-07 |
| 27939. | Arpit (arpitmaurya01) | 55.41 | 97% | 2021-03-04 |
| 27940. | Tejaswi (tejaswi) | 55.41 | 97% | 2012-07-19 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |