As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 17448. | dragen57472 (dragen57472) | 66.66 | 96% | 2024-09-21 |
| 17449. | tstats[liteyagimi] (liteyag... | 66.66 | 98% | 2023-03-30 |
| 17450. | BeepBeep (corsairshadow) | 66.66 | 97% | 2017-03-02 |
| 17451. | Brainaic (brainaic) | 66.66 | 94% | 2017-03-15 |
| 17452. | s'gettifingers (spaghetti_f... | 66.65 | 96% | 2022-09-21 |
| 17453. | D E M O N (d_emon) | 66.65 | 98% | 2021-07-18 |
| 17454. | PRINCE (pk226894) | 66.65 | 98% | 2020-05-15 |
| 17455. | Jakub (screamblue) | 66.65 | 98% | 2017-12-10 |
| 17456. | Josh (sinkadink) | 66.65 | 86% | 2016-02-28 |
| 17457. | Rob (rob9) | 66.65 | 87% | 2015-08-12 |
| 17458. | jnk (joelnanakwaku) | 66.64 | 95% | 2021-10-23 |
| 17459. | Devansh (devansh09) | 66.64 | 97% | 2024-02-25 |
| 17460. | Fury (sponsoredbyvisa) | 66.64 | 93% | 2016-07-13 |
| 17461. | beeboe (beepbopped) | 66.64 | 98% | 2023-07-26 |
| 17462. | Omkar (omkar_12) | 66.63 | 94.8% | 2023-09-09 |
| 17463. | ricky (rickysingh2004) | 66.63 | 99% | 2015-04-10 |
| 17464. | Dimitri (snifflingmoon) | 66.62 | 95% | 2018-02-19 |
| 17465. | For race msg 918447480274 (... | 66.62 | 98% | 2024-04-20 |
| 17466. | Shadow (ultrashadow787) | 66.62 | 95% | 2020-10-24 |
| 17467. | Timato (timato24) | 66.62 | 95% | 2021-05-16 |
| 17468. | uracra (uracra) | 66.62 | 99% | 2019-07-11 |
| 17469. | ಠ▄ಠ (bettermichael) | 66.62 | 96% | 2015-08-24 |
| 17470. | . (daringport) | 66.61 | 95% | 2022-10-03 |
| 17471. | killua1222 (killua1222) | 66.61 | 97.1% | 2023-09-23 |
| 17472. | James (yams_12) | 66.61 | 96% | 2023-05-08 |
| 17473. | jirafey (jirafey) | 66.61 | 97% | 2023-06-04 |
| 17474. | Felipe (felipekde) | 66.61 | 93% | 2016-04-20 |
| 17475. | Danny (dannyemad) | 66.60 | 99% | 2021-02-20 |
| 17476. | Ashraful (the_mover) | 66.60 | 98% | 2019-04-01 |
| 17477. | Chario (chario) | 66.60 | 94% | 2020-04-11 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |