As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13883. | Matt (krypton091) | 75.04 | 91% | 2017-04-20 |
| 13884. | Jack (jackattack45) | 75.04 | 97% | 2017-06-10 |
| 13885. | Eren (flochforster) | 75.03 | 97% | 2022-06-28 |
| 13886. | Craig (mythical_forger) | 75.03 | 97% | 2022-12-18 |
| 13887. | panda (curtain4774) | 75.03 | 97% | 2019-10-03 |
| 13888. | Max (tehbomb123) | 75.03 | 96% | 2021-12-07 |
| 13889. | BB (bdl26c) | 75.03 | 99% | 2020-08-18 |
| 13890. | Mark (exec_prod) | 75.03 | 97% | 2021-01-04 |
| 13891. | Nam (nnhoang) | 75.02 | 95% | 2016-05-09 |
| 13892. | Maddi (queenrupert) | 75.02 | 96% | 2020-12-03 |
| 13893. | Rensku (rensku7) | 75.02 | 93% | 2016-11-07 |
| 13894. | naskoesuperqk (naskoemnogoqk) | 75.01 | 94% | 2023-09-17 |
| 13895. | wigglyworm (wigglyworm) | 75.01 | 98% | 2021-11-28 |
| 13896. | Aviram (adsherun) | 75.01 | 99% | 2018-10-21 |
| 13897. | Timothy (timply) | 75.01 | 95% | 2020-10-27 |
| 13898. | Werdna (werdnawerd) | 75.00 | 96% | 2018-09-27 |
| 13899. | Boomer (typicalboomer) | 74.99 | 97.6% | 2024-11-15 |
| 13900. | Connor (notaporkupine) | 74.99 | 96% | 2015-05-27 |
| 13901. | Pinoy (pinoytypist01) | 74.99 | 99% | 2021-08-09 |
| 13902. | Kenna (kennanemera) | 74.99 | 97% | 2022-08-31 |
| 13903. | P0IS0N (p0is0n) | 74.99 | 97% | 2018-10-16 |
| 13904. | Nikola (dudeimwhite) | 74.99 | 96% | 2022-11-26 |
| 13905. | Jerm (professional_keyboard... | 74.99 | 96% | 2021-11-05 |
| 13906. | Helen (iamhelenkeller) | 74.99 | 97% | 2021-10-26 |
| 13907. | cobe (cobevuong) | 74.98 | 98% | 2021-09-14 |
| 13908. | Jae (jaehan521) | 74.98 | 96% | 2018-08-16 |
| 13909. | Griffin (speedyboi4506) | 74.98 | 97% | 2020-11-16 |
| 13910. | bhavik (bhavik301205) | 74.97 | 97.1% | 2024-12-17 |
| 13911. | Tonmaii (tonmaiii) | 74.97 | 96% | 2023-03-27 |
| 13912. | Jack (jackbiscegliaa) | 74.97 | 96% | 2021-05-10 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |