The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8995. | sh (firstttt) | 49.00 | 95.1% | 2023-08-09 |
| 8996. | Selph (selph1120) | 49.00 | 92% | 2015-10-02 |
| 8997. | sil (pandaturtle) | 49.00 | 95% | 2016-03-14 |
| 8998. | Malith (fernandomalith) | 49.00 | — | 2009-03-17 |
| 8999. | Wailea (waileadude) | 48.99 | 94% | 2022-01-04 |
| 9000. | Ablay (teskoo) | 48.99 | 93% | 2014-11-20 |
| 9001. | Hayk (hayk22) | 48.99 | — | 2010-08-10 |
| 9002. | Anjali (anjalimarch) | 48.98 | 97% | 2023-06-18 |
| 9003. | Lucky (rubytran0001) | 48.98 | 96% | 2017-09-20 |
| 9004. | Gavin (airmexicano) | 48.98 | 95% | 2021-04-26 |
| 9005. | Gwenyth (gwenythcook) | 48.98 | 91% | 2014-11-28 |
| 9006. | Chloe (klohwii) | 48.98 | 93% | 2018-10-07 |
| 9007. | compactorboy (compactor53) | 48.98 | 95.9% | 2023-07-11 |
| 9008. | Pankaj (pankaj_gupta) | 48.98 | — | 2009-08-24 |
| 9009. | tolljballj (klaebb) | 48.98 | 98% | 2012-05-02 |
| 9010. | iknnknkn (darknessdone) | 48.98 | 86% | 2014-12-29 |
| 9011. | Citrus (citrusnz) | 48.97 | 93% | 2013-11-24 |
| 9012. | king_ (iamback_) | 48.97 | 94% | 2021-03-09 |
| 9013. | Manoj (manojkoiralam) | 48.97 | 97% | 2022-05-10 |
| 9014. | ㅇㅇ (sang810) | 48.97 | 97% | 2023-01-20 |
| 9015. | JJP7 (jjp7) | 48.97 | 94% | 2019-06-06 |
| 9016. | tWINKLE (twinkle_414) | 48.97 | 87% | 2014-10-02 |
| 9017. | taherul (taher053032) | 48.97 | 97% | 2011-06-16 |
| 9018. | bonnie (kettlekettle) | 48.97 | 98% | 2013-12-29 |
| 9019. | jorge (jluissuzuki) | 48.97 | — | 2009-04-16 |
| 9020. | Long (darkboy) | 48.97 | — | 2009-04-01 |
| 9021. | Xray (xrayburst) | 48.96 | 95% | 2021-12-04 |
| 9022. | Martin (martinayush04) | 48.96 | 93% | 2021-01-02 |
| 9023. | Giuliano (giupedersoli) | 48.95 | 98% | 2022-01-30 |
| 9024. | baijid (mdbaijidhossain) | 48.94 | 97% | 2023-02-01 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 28,622 | 49.33 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 82 | 58.33 | May 11, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 24 | 42.06 | January 28, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 1 | 45.48 | July 30, 2021 |