And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 19913. | da (inconsistent1) | 79.45 | 96% | 2021-03-07 |
| 19914. | Parinaz (parinaz11) | 79.45 | 97% | 2022-08-31 |
| 19915. | Alex (tmpd) | 79.45 | 93% | 2012-07-22 |
| 19916. | lamchi (hoangduyanh) | 79.45 | 94% | 2012-08-01 |
| 19917. | todoroki (tbhtododeku) | 79.44 | 96% | 2019-05-07 |
| 19918. | burn (burnpalada) | 79.44 | 96% | 2013-07-08 |
| 19919. | martin (martin642) | 79.44 | 99% | 2022-10-18 |
| 19920. | Harvey (alipio_harvey) | 79.44 | — | 2009-07-19 |
| 19921. | Alex (l3attman) | 79.44 | — | 2009-09-08 |
| 19922. | LegenDarius13 (legendarius13) | 79.44 | 97% | 2019-03-07 |
| 19923. | atthespeedofcheeba (figilon) | 79.44 | 98% | 2021-10-03 |
| 19924. | CARLO (cjbal) | 79.44 | 98% | 2020-12-04 |
| 19925. | Kyle (kwilliamnrys) | 79.44 | 98% | 2020-06-23 |
| 19926. | Julz (julz2635) | 79.44 | 95% | 2018-12-23 |
| 19927. | YowMamaSoFat (miko21mariano) | 79.44 | 97% | 2023-04-18 |
| 19928. | Luis Ortiz (luenorju97) | 79.44 | 98% | 2022-02-25 |
| 19929. | Adam (adam1219) | 79.43 | 92% | 2014-10-28 |
| 19930. | Robert (brorrobert) | 79.43 | 95% | 2016-04-12 |
| 19931. | Anjith (iamanjithsasindran) | 79.43 | 96% | 2014-06-07 |
| 19932. | Youssef (jo1999) | 79.43 | 98% | 2021-10-30 |
| 19933. | Brandon (aceryeung) | 79.43 | 96% | 2021-08-19 |
| 19934. | Krishna (krishna2002) | 79.43 | 97% | 2022-09-13 |
| 19935. | Tobi (tryin_to_improve) | 79.43 | 98% | 2019-11-23 |
| 19936. | you (you) (tdtdtdttt) | 79.42 | 98% | 2016-07-11 |
| 19937. | Jonah (jonahswann20) | 79.42 | 97.1% | 2021-02-02 |
| 19938. | Alex (mtcw) | 79.42 | 96% | 2013-05-13 |
| 19939. | Stephan (tuxz) | 79.42 | 93% | 2013-05-01 |
| 19940. | del (yggdrasilll) | 79.42 | 96% | 2021-10-19 |
| 19941. | Kappa (kappa) | 79.41 | — | 2011-03-25 |
| 19942. | thehand (thehand) | 79.41 | 96% | 2014-08-11 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |