As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 24975. | Justine Joseph (justine06) | 47.42 | 96% | 2022-02-20 |
| 24976. | Cassius (cassius_vlok) | 47.42 | 96% | 2021-08-09 |
| 24977. | Kavi (kavi2601) | 47.42 | 96% | 2022-07-07 |
| 24978. | Borys (jehuda) | 47.42 | 85% | 2015-05-21 |
| 24979. | Merlin (mmiller12) | 47.42 | 98% | 2017-12-15 |
| 24980. | s_kaneki (s_ghoul24) | 47.42 | 97% | 2021-05-01 |
| 24981. | BEBROCHKA (bebrochka) | 47.41 | 96% | 2023-01-09 |
| 24982. | Xcentrick (hardiksince1987) | 47.41 | 96% | 2021-04-01 |
| 24983. | MNG (baatar123) | 47.41 | 95% | 2017-09-18 |
| 24984. | β (dylan_0) | 47.41 | 96% | 2018-06-13 |
| 24985. | Saransh (saransh5) | 47.40 | 95% | 2021-07-16 |
| 24986. | Valeria (valeriale) | 47.40 | 96% | 2022-02-25 |
| 24987. | spaceraccoon (coders_lord) | 47.39 | 94% | 2022-03-22 |
| 24988. | Β ΒΒ (enqq) | 47.39 | 96% | 2019-09-26 |
| 24989. | Sam (reason650) | 47.39 | 94% | 2018-01-11 |
| 24990. | Evan (miyahammah) | 47.38 | 97% | 2021-04-08 |
| 24991. | Ayman (i_man2k07) | 47.37 | 94% | 2022-10-09 |
| 24992. | ashe (asherpa) | 47.37 | 94% | 2023-04-09 |
| 24993. | abderrahim (abderrahim_manari) | 47.37 | 84% | 2017-03-27 |
| 24994. | MaddWorld (maddworld) | 47.36 | 85% | 2015-08-17 |
| 24995. | Luke (derp518) | 47.35 | 94% | 2017-10-25 |
| 24996. | James (jimbo88) | 47.35 | 91% | 2016-04-15 |
| 24997. | Kryptix (kryptix212) | 47.34 | 94% | 2022-05-04 |
| 24998. | πΏππππ (tadejbb) | 47.34 | 94% | 2020-04-20 |
| 24999. | nm (nmdf) | 47.34 | 96% | 2021-01-06 |
| 25000. | Namoonia (sasti_chars) | 47.33 | 94% | 2021-05-18 |
| 25001. | simgo (smgugz) | 47.33 | 99% | 2023-07-24 |
| 25002. | Japesh (jazz_typer) | 47.33 | 94% | 2022-02-06 |
| 25003. | SHUBHAM (shubham_misal) | 47.33 | 92% | 2022-12-02 |
| 25004. | ferrari (dharmkumar) | 47.33 | 91% | 2015-06-06 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| α Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |