So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 35485. | Moonlock (binny19) | 39.90 | 91% | 2015-03-15 |
| 35486. | Baha (kingpro6561) | 39.90 | 92% | 2023-03-06 |
| 35487. | Itakashi (eqolibreum) | 39.90 | 78% | 2015-04-14 |
| 35488. | khanh (sniper6868) | 39.90 | — | 2009-04-04 |
| 35489. | adarshdhital007 (adarshdhit... | 39.89 | 93% | 2021-01-19 |
| 35490. | Phil (gunner_shents) | 39.88 | 94% | 2022-09-17 |
| 35491. | sarita (sarita0kumari) | 39.88 | — | 2009-09-17 |
| 35492. | Quoc (dote) | 39.87 | — | 2010-05-27 |
| 35493. | Justin (justin1) | 39.87 | — | 2008-12-11 |
| 35494. | akhi (akhilabairy) | 39.87 | 94% | 2015-02-27 |
| 35495. | Mostafa (m2a_nj) | 39.86 | 94% | 2022-04-06 |
| 35496. | Phong (phong_the_boss) | 39.85 | 91% | 2023-06-16 |
| 35497. | Neelesh (nwadhwani) | 39.85 | 94% | 2017-06-26 |
| 35498. | kaitou (triskykaitou) | 39.84 | 97% | 2023-01-12 |
| 35499. | Anna (slewa) | 39.84 | 94% | 2022-01-06 |
| 35500. | Mos (mos50wpm) | 39.84 | 96% | 2021-01-27 |
| 35501. | Ayman (i_man2k07) | 39.83 | 93% | 2022-10-06 |
| 35502. | Yolanda (yolandah) | 39.82 | 90% | 2016-07-12 |
| 35503. | 0343 (geoabbasi) | 39.82 | 88% | 2016-01-08 |
| 35504. | ali (aliselim) | 39.82 | 84% | 2017-05-12 |
| 35505. | cindy (dominiq_) | 39.81 | 93% | 2017-09-21 |
| 35506. | Hari (harip) | 39.81 | 93% | 2023-04-26 |
| 35507. | AKarudwal (akarudwal) | 39.80 | 94% | 2021-09-24 |
| 35508. | Goal: 70wpm average (pietpo... | 39.80 | 93% | 2022-06-03 |
| 35509. | brooke (br2000sh) | 39.80 | 90% | 2011-11-19 |
| 35510. | willow (willow_ash) | 39.80 | 94% | 2013-04-13 |
| 35511. | John (acidblue) | 39.80 | — | 2010-04-05 |
| 35512. | Bill (wildbill1971) | 39.79 | 94% | 2020-12-30 |
| 35513. | Seamus (seamusc) | 39.79 | 93% | 2012-05-14 |
| 35514. | Kacper (alca) | 39.79 | — | 2008-10-10 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |