Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8171. | FP31 (fp31) | 90.11 | 98.8% | 2023-10-03 |
| 8172. | Nootylicious (nootnchill) | 90.10 | 97% | 2018-01-30 |
| 8173. | Steven (shb123) | 90.10 | 97.1% | 2021-02-28 |
| 8174. | bug (bugmenot) | 90.10 | — | 2009-06-28 |
| 8175. | Pan (masmas) | 90.10 | 97% | 2011-07-08 |
| 8176. | DvorakLearner (jvanderzee) | 90.09 | 99% | 2012-03-26 |
| 8177. | Z (austindoggie) | 90.08 | — | 2009-04-24 |
| 8178. | Garrick (ratedvcu) | 90.08 | — | 2010-04-30 |
| 8179. | ARCHEI (kangsi) | 90.08 | 98% | 2022-08-11 |
| 8180. | BRENOU (brenou) | 90.07 | 98% | 2021-04-11 |
| 8181. | Christian (cmzuluagam) | 90.07 | 97% | 2016-06-08 |
| 8182. | rk61 (lowda9) | 90.07 | 99% | 2017-12-16 |
| 8183. | RIP Reckful (butterstick6993) | 90.06 | 97% | 2014-03-28 |
| 8184. | Cove (cove) | 90.06 | 97% | 2016-04-09 |
| 8185. | K (kxiang) | 90.06 | 90% | 2014-03-08 |
| 8186. | Thengil (thengil) | 90.06 | 98% | 2019-12-13 |
| 8187. | sammy (slowdownsammy) | 90.05 | 99% | 2021-06-07 |
| 8188. | Helix (i_cant_type3247) | 90.05 | 98% | 2021-05-21 |
| 8189. | Stephen (swal12) | 90.05 | 96% | 2013-01-07 |
| 8190. | John (selurnipohc) | 90.04 | 96% | 2016-02-05 |
| 8191. | yolo (yoloswag2000) | 90.04 | 98% | 2020-09-07 |
| 8192. | Isauro (mati002) | 90.04 | 98% | 2018-05-16 |
| 8193. | Waruno (waruno) | 90.03 | 98% | 2020-11-26 |
| 8194. | Don (donrocks211) | 90.03 | 99% | 2016-05-29 |
| 8195. | David Lex (davidjohnston15) | 90.03 | 98% | 2018-02-24 |
| 8196. | Evan (chubbehmouse) | 90.03 | 97% | 2018-02-20 |
| 8197. | Nick (mitchen2) | 90.02 | 97% | 2023-01-26 |
| 8198. | Silverknight (silverknight) | 90.02 | 96% | 2016-03-21 |
| 8199. | Micah (minego) | 90.01 | 98% | 2019-07-18 |
| 8200. | Laco (koomp) | 90.01 | 99% | 2019-04-09 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |