As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 23681. | David (davand88) | 49.94 | 91% | 2017-05-27 |
| 23682. | Mike (mikereze) | 49.92 | 96% | 2021-08-05 |
| 23683. | Firoz (shakespeare101) | 49.92 | 97% | 2020-07-09 |
| 23684. | Shanewaz (sm_shaan) | 49.92 | 94.2% | 2023-10-15 |
| 23685. | RAVINDER (rsainichd) | 49.92 | 88% | 2015-06-17 |
| 23686. | Alan (acfrost3) | 49.92 | 95.6% | 2021-01-27 |
| 23687. | The Fastest (aumza854) | 49.92 | 86% | 2016-05-24 |
| 23688. | Technoyams (pimplehead) | 49.91 | 94% | 2022-01-25 |
| 23689. | Aman (theowl23) | 49.91 | 97% | 2020-10-26 |
| 23690. | Fuji (sanoodyk) | 49.91 | 94% | 2017-06-11 |
| 23691. | Chris (typistgod14) | 49.90 | 93% | 2019-09-20 |
| 23692. | timeswehad (timeswehad) | 49.90 | 93.8% | 2021-02-03 |
| 23693. | www.twitch.tv/dan_nicoll (d... | 49.90 | 95.6% | 2021-01-29 |
| 23694. | SH BIPLOB (shbiplob5231) | 49.89 | 94% | 2023-08-10 |
| 23695. | Phillip (phillywilly93) | 49.89 | 98% | 2018-04-16 |
| 23696. | Ankur (ankurdubey521) | 49.89 | 93.5% | 2021-02-14 |
| 23697. | I_AM_SLOW_ASF (i_am_slow_asf) | 49.88 | 94% | 2023-08-02 |
| 23698. | Abhishek (abhi_bharti) | 49.88 | 95% | 2022-01-07 |
| 23699. | Nay (nndnyl) | 49.88 | 96.3% | 2021-02-26 |
| 23700. | Nathan (konan1126) | 49.88 | 96% | 2017-06-14 |
| 23701. | BiggyG (biggyg) | 49.87 | 95% | 2023-05-19 |
| 23702. | farrah (fcabbs) | 49.87 | 95% | 2021-12-10 |
| 23703. | Thomas (collins1008) | 49.87 | 93% | 2021-05-14 |
| 23704. | Arijit (arijit_basu) | 49.87 | 97% | 2015-04-15 |
| 23705. | Bhuvanesh (bhuvaneshh) | 49.86 | 95% | 2023-01-09 |
| 23706. | kaneki (akiyama_shinchi) | 49.86 | 95% | 2021-03-24 |
| 23707. | David (davidpit) | 49.85 | 97% | 2021-11-12 |
| 23708. | Dhruv (maximus__) | 49.85 | 96% | 2021-01-01 |
| 23709. | fethy (lefty_dz) | 49.85 | 98% | 2021-02-09 |
| 23710. | विवेक (pvivek) | 49.84 | 91% | 2016-07-30 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |