Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4290. | Jeremy (gamingbull) | 66.46 | 96% | 2017-10-16 |
| 4291. | No (wsdmf) | 66.45 | 97% | 2019-09-17 |
| 4292. | BlueberryMourning (blueberr... | 66.45 | 97% | 2017-09-03 |
| 4293. | ding dong (dion109) | 66.45 | 99% | 2017-09-23 |
| 4294. | Tim (jimbo112) | 66.43 | 95% | 2020-10-30 |
| 4295. | Mateus (mateusprad0) | 66.42 | 96% | 2019-06-05 |
| 4296. | matan (malsonic) | 66.41 | 97% | 2020-09-30 |
| 4297. | ngoc (ngocpt) | 66.41 | 97% | 2018-02-08 |
| 4298. | Adi (diddly_doo) | 66.41 | 96% | 2020-11-28 |
| 4299. | Amit (amit308) | 66.40 | 97% | 2018-11-26 |
| 4300. | azooz (azoozklr) | 66.40 | 96% | 2020-11-15 |
| 4301. | Junell (smilky666) | 66.39 | 94% | 2019-08-31 |
| 4302. | Brett (go271) | 66.39 | 97% | 2018-01-05 |
| 4303. | Pavel (trialtry) | 66.38 | 98% | 2018-12-23 |
| 4304. | Necdet Ali (necdetaliozdur) | 66.37 | 98% | 2020-05-27 |
| 4305. | Jayan (jayan12) | 66.37 | 97% | 2020-05-23 |
| 4306. | Kyle (hyperionkyle89) | 66.36 | 98% | 2018-03-21 |
| 4307. | grigoar (grigoar) | 66.36 | 98% | 2020-09-18 |
| 4308. | Soup (mfonk) | 66.32 | 96% | 2018-05-10 |
| 4309. | Sean (manbeervark) | 66.30 | 95% | 2017-10-15 |
| 4310. | Samuel (aidoo) | 66.29 | 97% | 2020-03-01 |
| 4311. | Harry (goldensporkle) | 66.28 | 96% | 2017-12-18 |
| 4312. | Lucas (lucas_a04) | 66.27 | 96% | 2018-11-26 |
| 4313. | Derek (dtblanken81) | 66.26 | 97% | 2020-03-15 |
| 4314. | Hau (jackie1997) | 66.24 | 98% | 2018-08-06 |
| 4315. | wingedclothadjuster (nsubor... | 66.22 | 97% | 2017-10-10 |
| 4316. | Derfla (derfla8956) | 66.21 | 96% | 2018-02-19 |
| 4317. | muchinchai (muchinchai) | 66.21 | 97% | 2017-10-21 |
| 4318. | Michael (michaelhau) | 66.21 | 95% | 2018-06-03 |
| 4319. | Wolfegang (wolfegang) | 66.20 | 97% | 2020-10-26 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 9,681 | 80.12 | June 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 10 | 63.06 | February 14, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 8 | 111.93 | April 14, 2018 |