Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12758. | Priv (priv_punisher) | 80.77 | 97% | 2021-01-20 |
| 12759. | Björn (typeracerguy) | 80.77 | 94% | 2012-02-13 |
| 12760. | E (eelbert) | 80.77 | 94% | 2012-10-18 |
| 12761. | Capn (capncakes) | 80.77 | — | 2009-08-23 |
| 12762. | Clive (black2dark1) | 80.77 | 95% | 2016-01-28 |
| 12763. | Beth (beth5507) | 80.77 | 95% | 2015-04-28 |
| 12764. | leeharveyoswald (lee_harvey... | 80.76 | 98.2% | 2023-06-30 |
| 12765. | yesman (yesman9527) | 80.76 | 98% | 2022-04-16 |
| 12766. | Philip (teardust) | 80.76 | 98% | 2013-04-26 |
| 12767. | Cmplete Idiot Too many typo... | 80.76 | 91% | 2013-06-29 |
| 12768. | Arrazi (arraziboo) | 80.75 | 96% | 2019-10-11 |
| 12769. | Jacob (wackan) | 80.75 | — | 2010-05-13 |
| 12770. | kenny (sugardaddy96) | 80.75 | 94% | 2018-03-07 |
| 12771. | Filipe (fgsguedes) | 80.75 | 99% | 2012-10-01 |
| 12772. | Binbin (nibnib) | 80.75 | 97% | 2016-03-12 |
| 12773. | Dmytro (djolas2) | 80.75 | 97% | 2012-04-27 |
| 12774. | Brian (mrwhys) | 80.74 | 93% | 2013-09-15 |
| 12775. | sdfsdf (onimoose) | 80.74 | 97% | 2018-01-24 |
| 12776. | Kevin (hyperdubz) | 80.74 | 94% | 2016-08-29 |
| 12777. | Zale (zllee) | 80.73 | 95.5% | 2023-10-05 |
| 12778. | Taylor (gjchick) | 80.73 | 91% | 2011-06-23 |
| 12779. | melonimies (melonimies) | 80.73 | 93% | 2016-12-23 |
| 12780. | Kekti (kekti_is_life) | 80.73 | 96% | 2022-01-19 |
| 12781. | steppu (steppu) | 80.73 | 98% | 2021-07-24 |
| 12782. | Keeganol (keeganol) | 80.73 | 95% | 2012-04-11 |
| 12783. | oyn (rtalib_321) | 80.72 | 97% | 2022-02-22 |
| 12784. | pighead10 (pighead10) | 80.72 | 88% | 2016-05-21 |
| 12785. | amy (lamielamie) | 80.72 | 97% | 2022-03-12 |
| 12786. | Darjinero (darjinero) | 80.72 | 96% | 2023-05-24 |
| 12787. | Bryan (brianbui) | 80.72 | 94% | 2017-04-24 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |