So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 14415. | psyche (psycheswirl8) | 77.26 | — | 2010-04-15 |
| 14416. | havii (haviihavii) | 77.25 | 91% | 2014-10-09 |
| 14417. | TeleostCat (teleostcat) | 77.25 | 96% | 2023-07-28 |
| 14418. | Boon Peng (keithpeng) | 77.25 | 92% | 2016-09-08 |
| 14419. | Alien (aliensqueakytoy) | 77.25 | 97% | 2018-09-30 |
| 14420. | Bean (doomlegume) | 77.25 | 96% | 2023-01-16 |
| 14421. | Caleb (calebegg) | 77.25 | — | 2009-04-14 |
| 14422. | Manzur (manzur05) | 77.25 | 97% | 2013-06-13 |
| 14423. | Rachel (rjherman) | 77.24 | 95% | 2011-08-11 |
| 14424. | Konigsberg (studenttypist2) | 77.24 | 97% | 2011-10-07 |
| 14425. | Chelseafc (naesgnuhc) | 77.24 | 92% | 2014-01-02 |
| 14426. | Gary (potato2020) | 77.24 | 96% | 2020-03-25 |
| 14427. | Mark (markrski2000) | 77.24 | — | 2010-04-05 |
| 14428. | y e a s t (allhailyeast) | 77.24 | 98% | 2019-09-04 |
| 14429. | Nathan (nnard1616) | 77.24 | 95% | 2017-02-08 |
| 14430. | Truch (truch) | 77.24 | 95% | 2015-04-01 |
| 14431. | Robert Smart (robtheslob7856) | 77.23 | 97% | 2022-05-23 |
| 14432. | Kevin (oduengr24) | 77.23 | — | 2009-09-25 |
| 14433. | Sutebo (hyper_type) | 77.23 | 96% | 2020-08-18 |
| 14434. | Khoa (nak9x) | 77.23 | 94% | 2011-07-24 |
| 14435. | Gabriel (tzyirvo) | 77.23 | 95% | 2014-09-18 |
| 14436. | Stam (stammm) | 77.23 | 97% | 2018-11-29 |
| 14437. | Are you using a (mechne) | 77.23 | — | 2010-12-09 |
| 14438. | Tangent (mrtangent) | 77.22 | 97% | 2022-11-09 |
| 14439. | Kyle (break_fast) | 77.22 | 98% | 2023-02-27 |
| 14440. | Alex (axr123) | 77.22 | 96% | 2011-12-11 |
| 14441. | John (greekinfo) | 77.22 | 94% | 2011-08-07 |
| 14442. | Propermunch (propermunch) | 77.22 | 96% | 2015-01-14 |
| 14443. | karlie (hydexuniverse) | 77.21 | 96% | 2022-10-30 |
| 14444. | rachel (rsimonton94) | 77.21 | 97% | 2022-02-10 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |