So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 33468. | Laz (lazzo) | 45.46 | 96% | 2021-05-24 |
| 33469. | Graham (fullsendrona) | 45.46 | 95% | 2021-02-27 |
| 33470. | youngboy (xthomasedwa) | 45.46 | 90% | 2016-12-12 |
| 33471. | christopher (something90) | 45.46 | 91% | 2018-06-23 |
| 33472. | maricel (mitch0319) | 45.46 | — | 2010-11-19 |
| 33473. | David (atlsdrone) | 45.45 | 93% | 2021-05-04 |
| 33474. | Jatin (jatin777) | 45.45 | 95% | 2023-01-27 |
| 33475. | Century (dark_series) | 45.45 | 94% | 2023-10-30 |
| 33476. | ahsley (ahsley_fremantle) | 45.45 | — | 2009-12-21 |
| 33477. | Chris (stylesuxx) | 45.45 | 90% | 2012-02-17 |
| 33478. | sevas (sevas) | 45.45 | — | 2009-03-14 |
| 33479. | Giulio (giumaz) | 45.45 | 92% | 2016-07-29 |
| 33480. | cham (cham) | 45.45 | — | 2010-03-09 |
| 33481. | Nathan (chillybuk) | 45.44 | 93% | 2023-07-03 |
| 33482. | Enzo (mr_salt_turtle) | 45.44 | 96% | 2022-12-12 |
| 33483. | malik (allah_o_akbar) | 45.44 | 91% | 2016-03-08 |
| 33484. | Dhavan (dhavan) | 45.43 | 94% | 2022-04-15 |
| 33485. | mohanad (mohanad123) | 45.43 | 94% | 2020-12-31 |
| 33486. | hydiak (hydiak) | 45.43 | 92% | 2012-07-31 |
| 33487. | shacha (shacha) | 45.41 | 97% | 2022-02-16 |
| 33488. | Luke (luketodamax) | 45.41 | 95% | 2018-10-04 |
| 33489. | Adithya (aathi) | 45.41 | 97% | 2015-04-27 |
| 33490. | Abhisek (abhisek) | 45.41 | 94% | 2014-07-26 |
| 33491. | Azhar (achmad) | 45.41 | 92% | 2014-04-11 |
| 33492. | Susan (61susan) | 45.41 | 94% | 2014-03-26 |
| 33493. | Abhi (abhifinisher) | 45.40 | 95% | 2022-09-24 |
| 33494. | Ayush Singh (ayushsingh2310) | 45.40 | 95% | 2023-07-16 |
| 33495. | mzhang (data_m) | 45.40 | 94% | 2021-07-11 |
| 33496. | Palash (palash_mittal) | 45.39 | 88% | 2014-04-13 |
| 33497. | Irfanugraha (irfanugrahati) | 45.39 | 98% | 2015-09-17 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |